In the news today. Iran has been hiding warships in India. If found, please contact your local convenient store owner for details. 2 dollars off Slim Jims with purchase of 20 dollars or more.

At the 7-Eleven, storekeeper unveils new security device to keep people from loitering around the Slurpee machine.

Hey [Karlos2006] Bought some Australian made licorice at a store the other day. Great texture and taste, but had a slight hint of koala. And I know koala. Gamey with an eucalyptus aftertaste.

Seen online….. So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it. 😂

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People were going crazy, emptying shelves at every store, and turns out, here in our part of Texas, it was just another regular freeze 🥶🙄 As always, glad everything turned out well for us ❤️🙏

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Authorities were alerted to the music store at first by strange noises reported by neighboring houses. Turns out it was just the monkey trying to play Stairway to Heaven but was denied. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/05/escaped-monkey-music-store-Trade-Center-Morristown-Tennessee/9181767626784/

The employes at the grocery store shall be Thankfull that i have so much empathy for the Swines

Quote the Indian store clerk, "Get away from the Slurpee machine. You buy now or leave store!" https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/Sarasota-County-7-Eleven-alligator-Florida/5091765563028/