I'm up and already productive this morning. I bet most of you goths are still in bed. Our enemies don't sleep, fyi.

People often doubt my gender, keep wondering; I still wont sleep with you!

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your smartphones. You will give your phone a girls name. Because this is the only pussy some of you are going to get!

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sleepless? yes anxious ? yes angry ? yes gonna deal w it ? no gonna keep shitpostin and spewin hatred? YES hotel? ur moms a hoe or howeva that goes

I need 69 hours of sleep #insomniabitch

Not sure if it's the ups and downs in temperatures or my increasing age, but where are the times when I don't fall into bed immediately after work and am tired at work despite sleeping from afternoon til morning ? :D

sleeping is for BItCHES (i wish i was bitches :( )

Oh would you look at the time! I think I've had enough screen time for the evening time for sleep! I have an early start and I want have enough energy for drinks later! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/ac/f9/acacf9ee16d5c1e4f744c17d741168af.gif

Since I'm suffering from insomnia again; one last joke before I try and get some sleep. A man walks alone with small child into some dark woods. Kid goes to the man, 'Hey mister it's really dark here, I'm scared.' The man replies, 'How do you think I feel?' He continues, 'I have to walk back alone."