No...Not that thing with the Dwarves...Don't judge me!
Years ago, my Girlie bought me some cool ass handmade kitchen knives for when I wanted to act all fancy while I cooked and call myself "Chef Noodles."
But recently...(Looks around suspiciously)...I've started (Starts whispering) I've been using Kitchen Sissors.
Oh the shame!
But they cut meat so fucking well without the mess! ...
So they recently had a giant Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
A country that funds terrorism, was killing and starving the Yemeni children like Israel was doing Gaza, among multiple other bullshit including being part of 9/11.
Over 50 of the Top Comedians went.
Including Pete Davidson who's father died in the North Tower on 9/11.
The pay was from $175k-$2 million for 3 days of work.
They were...
English
Arabic
French
Spanish
Portuguese
Turkish
Dutch
Italiano
Russian
Romaian
Portuguese (Brazil)
Greek