HR have banned me from sending new hires on fools errands. This new girl would not stop asking me pointless questions during a group training session. So I told her to ask the Floor Manger for a long wait. They obliged. She stood there for 15 minutes before finally asking, “What exactly am I waiting for?”

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Embrace the Storm I wrote a poem, which will become a future song, about my 15year partner PJ ♥️⬇️♥️ Embrace the Storm by XZanthia He doesn’t flinch when the lightning hits. He never asked me to dim. He just stood still while the sky cracked open and smiled like it was beautiful. He saw the fire in my chest and didn’t reach for water. He knew I wasn’t dangerous I was divine. He don’t compete, he completes He don’t crumble when the current heats While boys bail out, he’s building rafts While others fear, he laughs at collapse I shook the room, he didn’t blink I roared in rage, he made me think He knows how to hold without holding me back and that’s how you carry a queen’s heart intact To walk beside a powerful woman you don’t need chains you need courage Not armor, but honor Not silence, but space He never caged the lioness He never named me “too much” He simply looked and let me be until I let him see everything Powerful presence, patient, precise Protecting peace without a price Fire-fed, focused, feeling full He’s not afraid, I’m never dull He’s got thunder in his spine Steel in his silence Grace in his gaze and no trace of violence HE NEVER RAN FROM MY RAGE! HE NEVER NEEDED ME SMALL! HE HELD MY CHAOS IN HIS HANDS AND NEVER DROPPED ME AT ALL! Other men feared me He faced me Other men chased me He stayed When I shattered, he sharpened me When I wept, he witnessed me He didn’t want to fix the fire He wanted to feel it with me And maybe you think this song’s about you… Maybe you wish it could be But only a rare one gets written into fire like this. Real ones rise when her voice shakes the walls Real ones don’t shrink when the goddess calls If she’s the storm, he’s the ground beneath Still. Sure. Strong in belief. This ain’t fiction, it’s a fact You want a queen? Learn how to act Not to conquer, not to own But to honor her like a throne HE NEVER ASKED ME TO SHUT UP! NEVER ASKED ME TO SHRINK! HE TOOK MY FIRE AND FED IT!! I am the flame And he holds me I am the howl And he hears me I am the storm But he never tried to stop the rain He just stood With open hands And loves me without fear.

jsut threw a fucking bag of shit at a passing train it never gets old

Since today is Saturday seems fitting. Oh them lost years of my early 20s, getting caught in the rain, terrible train rides, and disappoing one night stands. To be young I thinking I was in love; now to be old and know it isn't love I feel. Makes me teary eyed. One moment I need a minute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWn0aVcuSM&list=RDxqovGKdgAXY&index=6

Can we start sending Ukulele youtubers on a long train ride already. The Ukulele is not a real instrument - plus its only hipster's only play them. Two for one deal right there!

Dark clouds have rolled in that means rain finally or I'm about to pop open the exotic wine! Time for my darker self to pop out and I don't mean me in black face!

BREAKING NEWS: UK to change the voting age from 18 to 16. They cannot drink, drive, or join the millatry or hold a ful time job but they get to vote on issues adult issues. Call me a cynic but these seems like a ploy to win the next election; anyone under the age twenty sorry to tell your stupid and brainless and they are the only ones who will vote Liebour in the next election.

This administration is being run by a bunch of brain dead clowns who are going to end up giving the whole circus away!

After having sensitivity training at work; I decided to be more progressive at home, I told my wife to stop doing the washing up by hand; and use the dishwasher I just bought her!