Is it reprehensible that I find it ironic that the Pope died on the night of Easter? Equivalent exchange?
#EyeForAnEye

Ahaha!!! Big Lenny Quote" This is your Worst Nightmare JAY CUTTLER!!!!

Did a 5 minute stand up during open mic night at a local comedy club some years back. Not as easy as it looks. If you find yourself bombing, remember the Johnny Carson rule to get the crowd roaring again. A few good zingers about the McNugget or Judge Wapner should do the trick. If there's a bad joke about fast food or corny 80s icons, I haven't heard it yet!

Daddy Flair has spoken!!!
Tiffy vs Charlotte should have been WrestleMania night 1 main event!!!

Tiffany Stratton vs Charlotte Flair, legit should have main evented night one of WrestleMania!!!

Way better than Fat man Heyman and the 3 stooges (Punk! Roman! Rollins).

Poor Tiffy tho, her face was all bruised up and Grandma Flair knocked out one of Tiffys teeth and may have chipped more of Tiffys other teeth

But Still Champion and Winner: Tis be Tiffy Time @Mania!!

#massage #wife

My wife last night: 'You can literally do NOTHING in order to satisfy me after a long and tiresome week!'

My wife after 10 minutes:

Of course, it was only a matter of time before spiders started appearing in my apartment as the temperatures got warmer...
With my arachnophobia, it really sucks, especially as it's currently exactly the type of spider I react most severely to... And instead of me managing to catch them with the greatest of gritted teeth, they jump away and hide in my clothes in the closet in my bedroom...
Now I'm sitting barricaded on my sofa, "can't" go to sleep and facing the hardest phobia program (heavy breathing to itching all over my body).
It's going to be a really great night and I know that the weekend is completely ruined because of it...
Why do I have to have this severe extreme phobia? Can't it somehow be gentler and "better distributed"?

Drinks from last night: strong.
Hangover: none.