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  • :D she makes them go away in the Night each night. I seem to make her satisfied . PLus i dont traumatize any Human Female. ALL GOOD hahahahha!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9ee-CNqLKs&list=RDM9ee-CNqLKs&start_radio=1
    :D she makes them go away in the Night each night. I seem to make her satisfied . PLus i dont traumatize any Human Female. ALL GOOD hahahahha! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9ee-CNqLKs&list=RDM9ee-CNqLKs&start_radio=1
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  • Someone at the bar tonight asked me if I was gay and with a straight face I replied with; 'I used to be but not with these knees!'.
    Someone at the bar tonight asked me if I was gay and with a straight face I replied with; 'I used to be but not with these knees!'.
    Rotten Laughs
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  • How many Liberals will get fired resulting from talking shit about Charlie Kirk's murder?

    This is hilarious

    Good jobs too, saw a bunch of $150k+ jobs not just Noodles working the nightshift at the Circle K next to that 24 hour Mexican Place where the two Eses got shot.
    How many Liberals will get fired resulting from talking shit about Charlie Kirk's murder? This is hilarious 😂 Good jobs too, saw a bunch of $150k+ jobs not just Noodles working the nightshift at the Circle K next to that 24 hour Mexican Place where the two Eses got shot.
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  • Clowns invaded me last night, How do you expect i feel. All Torn HEY GEORGIE
    Clowns invaded me last night, How do you expect i feel. All Torn HEY GEORGIE
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  • lets get some pussy tonight
    lets get some pussy tonight
    I'm Dead
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  • In honour of my friend currently blasting form two ends tonight! Do not eat the Radioactive walmart shrimp! I thought my evening was rough!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcHRpuKOwKw
    In honour of my friend currently blasting form two ends tonight! Do not eat the Radioactive walmart shrimp! I thought my evening was rough! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcHRpuKOwKw
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  • Popping open a cold one and eating Cheetos out my belly button ? Perfect night
    Popping open a cold one and eating Cheetos out my belly button ? Perfect night
    Dark Love
    On Fire
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  • The worst part of washing bed sheets is forgetting them in the dryer all night and then being greeted by the naked mattress as you wander into the bedroom ready to do nothing but pass out.
    The worst part of washing bed sheets is forgetting them in the dryer all night and then being greeted by the naked mattress as you wander into the bedroom ready to do nothing but pass out.
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  • I left my partner speechless last night I bought them a ball gag! That gave me a few a hour peace untill they got out of the binds. I need stronger rope!
    I left my partner speechless last night I bought them a ball gag! That gave me a few a hour peace untill they got out of the binds. I need stronger rope!
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  • i was sittin on a lovely bench last night
    looked to my right
    a couple of guys
    and one ems wife
    all drinkin smokin cigarettes
    on the saturday night
    i was thinkin
    about how i had nothing but
    a light
    one em walked over to the trashcan
    next to me and dropped his half beer in and gave me a grin
    well it wasnt a grin but it was some kind of look
    as i looked at the beer i would have gladly took
    fall down
    just no consideration
    man down man down

    as he walked back
    he mumbled something about how "its just a beer, cant even throw a beer away, """"

    i thought maybe he assumed i was an environmental nut
    scoffing at a bottle not being
    recycled

    i had had enough
    time to move on
    i get up and they are blocking my way

    i judge the go around
    no fucking way
    i got all night but not all day


    i move to walk through
    the group of three
    two men standing
    much bigger than me
    the woman sitting alone laughing
    on the bench made for three

    the man in the middle stops laughing and looks at me
    i gesture because i just want to walk by
    and he asks me
    "do you got a problem?"
    all my problems surface in my mind and i sigh
    as i know ill tell him
    every goddamn one

    and i realize this is just an alpha thing and these alphas are drunk
    they want to fight someone
    but me seriously
    do they think
    that i think
    im bruce fucking lee

    i just hold up the crumpled cigarette i had found on the ground
    and ask if i could have one of theres they had been passing around

    the man says to the woman on the bench
    oh he just needs a light
    although he heard me wrong
    it sounded for a second
    we might get along
    and she looks over and sees the lighter in my other hand
    and tells the man
    he has a light
    and he looks at me
    and i clarify
    for my habit justice and peace

    as all three take a moment looking at me
    i notice the pause
    and the man says no
    and like someone pressed play
    the woman took her hand out of her purse
    and they all stayed quiet
    looking at me

    the end
    and not the end

    happy birthday









    i was sittin on a lovely bench last night looked to my right a couple of guys and one ems wife all drinkin smokin cigarettes on the saturday night i was thinkin about how i had nothing but a light one em walked over to the trashcan next to me and dropped his half beer in and gave me a grin well it wasnt a grin but it was some kind of look as i looked at the beer i would have gladly took fall down just no consideration man down man down as he walked back he mumbled something about how "its just a beer, cant even throw a beer away, """" i thought maybe he assumed i was an environmental nut scoffing at a bottle not being recycled i had had enough time to move on i get up and they are blocking my way i judge the go around no fucking way i got all night but not all day i move to walk through the group of three two men standing much bigger than me the woman sitting alone laughing on the bench made for three the man in the middle stops laughing and looks at me i gesture because i just want to walk by and he asks me "do you got a problem?" all my problems surface in my mind and i sigh as i know ill tell him every goddamn one and i realize this is just an alpha thing and these alphas are drunk they want to fight someone but me seriously do they think that i think im bruce fucking lee i just hold up the crumpled cigarette i had found on the ground and ask if i could have one of theres they had been passing around the man says to the woman on the bench oh he just needs a light although he heard me wrong it sounded for a second we might get along and she looks over and sees the lighter in my other hand and tells the man he has a light and he looks at me and i clarify for my habit justice and peace as all three take a moment looking at me i notice the pause and the man says no and like someone pressed play the woman took her hand out of her purse and they all stayed quiet looking at me the end and not the end happy birthday
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