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  • Terrible Poll Time!

    As things get weirder, the avent of Sex Dolls are upon us...Before it was just some weird black dude named Dragon, making sweet love to a silicone Trans Female Doll (With a bright orange wig and a lower back tattoo that said "Where's the beef?").

    My doll will have a bright PURPLE wig, cus I'm classy AF, and a vibrating thumb, don't ask!

    For God's sake don't ask!!!

    The question is, AND BE HONEST, cus someone is buying all these fucking things and YES women are in at a 57% rate EVEN as they claim they hate it.

    In the next 5 years, do you see yourself buying, renting or using one?

    Because these things are getting progressively more life like and if there's a Megan Fox model I'm buying (2) but with traits of being Black with Down's.

    Meaning?

    They'll love cheese sammiches, John Cena, but be loud, violent with bad credit scores.

    Do NOT co-sign a car or a lease agreement for these fucking Black Megan Fox Dolls!

    They'll spend all their money on nails, weaves and tattered used paperback copies of Thomas Sowell's lectures at Stanford University!
    Terrible Poll Time! As things get weirder, the avent of Sex Dolls are upon us...Before it was just some weird black dude named Dragon, making sweet love to a silicone Trans Female Doll (With a bright orange wig and a lower back tattoo that said "Where's the beef?"). My doll will have a bright PURPLE wig, cus I'm classy AF, and a vibrating thumb, don't ask! For God's sake don't ask!!! The question is, AND BE HONEST, cus someone is buying all these fucking things and YES women are in at a 57% rate EVEN as they claim they hate it. In the next 5 years, do you see yourself buying, renting or using one? Because these things are getting progressively more life like and if there's a Megan Fox model I'm buying (2) but with traits of being Black with Down's. Meaning? They'll love cheese sammiches, John Cena, but be loud, violent with bad credit scores. Do NOT co-sign a car or a lease agreement for these fucking Black Megan Fox Dolls! They'll spend all their money on nails, weaves and tattered used paperback copies of Thomas Sowell's lectures at Stanford University!
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  • In the news today. Iran has been hiding warships in India. If found, please contact your local convenient store owner for details. 2 dollars off Slim Jims with purchase of 20 dollars or more.
    In the news today. Iran has been hiding warships in India. If found, please contact your local convenient store owner for details. 2 dollars off Slim Jims with purchase of 20 dollars or more.
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  • I need 50 dollars to make you holler. I get paid to do the wild thing!
    I need 50 dollars to make you holler. I get paid to do the wild thing!
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  • Does anyone find it Weird that ICE is operating in many states, but it only gets violent in the one where we just uncovered a billion dollar fraud ring with probable links to the governor.
    Does anyone find it Weird that ICE is operating in many states, but it only gets violent in the one where we just uncovered a billion dollar fraud ring with probable links to the governor.
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  • And now for my criticism of the Far-left. House, feds probe Ilhan Omar's skyrocketing wealth after the 9 billion dollar Somali social service fraud scandal in her district. Omar's explanation: The bean pie business has been doing very well lately, especially when the weather turns colder.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW2lzk5_JWM
    And now for my criticism of the Far-left. House, feds probe Ilhan Omar's skyrocketing wealth after the 9 billion dollar Somali social service fraud scandal in her district. Omar's explanation: The bean pie business has been doing very well lately, especially when the weather turns colder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW2lzk5_JWM
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  • Trump is trying to get together a Peace Board as an alternative to the UN. 1 billion dollars will get a country a permanent seat. Why ask for a billion when he could get...millions?!

    Trump is trying to get together a Peace Board as an alternative to the UN. 1 billion dollars will get a country a permanent seat. Why ask for a billion when he could get...millions?!
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  • JUST IN: Weight loss drugs like Ozempic on track to save U.S. airlines more than half a billion dollars in fuel costs this year.
    JUST IN: Weight loss drugs like Ozempic on track to save U.S. airlines more than half a billion dollars in fuel costs this year.
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  • Ready for Chanukah? I've got used dreidels...3 for a dollar or buy one get none free. I've got menorahs in all shapes and sizes, latkes and chocolate coins only half-eaten. You can't beat Crazy Hebrew's prices so order now!
    Ready for Chanukah? I've got used dreidels...3 for a dollar or buy one get none free. I've got menorahs in all shapes and sizes, latkes and chocolate coins only half-eaten. You can't beat Crazy Hebrew's prices so order now!
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  • Tom Turk's my name and cranberry sauce is my game. I've got the food that'll make you holler. Deviled eggs...3 for only a dollar!
    Tom Turk's my name and cranberry sauce is my game. I've got the food that'll make you holler. Deviled eggs...3 for only a dollar!
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  • Two Jewish guys are walking.....
    when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."

    The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
    Two Jewish guys are walking..... when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
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