Some of you may need to cut down before you morph into a Dorito munching short term memory losing couch potato.

https://www.sciencealert.com/cannabis-use-linked-to-epigenetic-changes-scientists-reveal

I seriously hope I get this place because I'm absolutely sick of my roommates letting more and more people move in here. We don't even have the room. Now they let a guy move in who sleeps on MY couch. I'm even nervous to shower because apparently he got kicked out of the half way house he was living in.

stayin' positive!
At least i got a sick note for the rest of the week. Maybe my body will finally let me do something else than loaf on the couch for the rest of the week.
friggin fever. I'm so sick of waking up drenched.

"You need to clean your house! There is no excuse for it to be like this!"

I literally had a baby 7 weeks ago. She sleeps though the night and refuses to nap for more than 5 minutes at a time in the day. And when I lay her down away, she cries nonstop. I can't use cleaning solutions while I hold her.

"Well then, WHY DON'T YOU ASK FOR HELP?! I've told you multiple fucking times that I'd help you, all you have to do is ask!"

Ok, then. Can you watch her for me while I clean?

"Not today. I worked all day and I have a nail appointment."

The next day:

Can you watch her for me?

"No! I have a date tonight!"

Two days later:

Can you watch her tonight?

"No!! I have hair appointment!"

Three days later:

Can you watch her?

"NO! I'm going out to eat!"

Four days later:

Can you please watch her for me? You can sit on my couch and hold her. That's all I'm asking!

"FINE!"

Ten minutes after sitting down with the baby:

"How long is this going to take? I need to be to bed early tomorrow."

Just fucking go.

I swear I´m fighting as hard as I can this instinctive need of becoming a couch potato...

The fact I won 7 liters of ice-cream in a raffle is not helping. Not helping at all.

We have a lizard shaped bell decoration on our front door and it only makes noise if the door opens or closes. Im laying on the couch tryna get sleepy n the fucking thing jingles loudly and im like wtf n look towards the door (with my blind ass eyes cuz no glasses on in the dark) n im like i didn't hear it open n know i locked the door. Took that down for the night. Its been up there for 2 months and never made a sound n its kinda heavy so you gotta bonk it to get a noise that loud. Guess one of my dead loved ones or pets was saying hi. Still spooky tho.

Give me coffee and tell me I don't have to go anywhere today. This is such an sit on the couch and do nothing day.