"You need to clean your house! There is no excuse for it to be like this!"

I literally had a baby 7 weeks ago. She sleeps though the night and refuses to nap for more than 5 minutes at a time in the day. And when I lay her down away, she cries nonstop. I can't use cleaning solutions while I hold her.

"Well then, WHY DON'T YOU ASK FOR HELP?! I've told you multiple fucking times that I'd help you, all you have to do is ask!"

Ok, then. Can you watch her for me while I clean?

"Not today. I worked all day and I have a nail appointment."

The next day:

Can you watch her for me?

"No! I have a date tonight!"

Two days later:

Can you watch her tonight?

"No!! I have hair appointment!"

Three days later:

Can you watch her?

"NO! I'm going out to eat!"

Four days later:

Can you please watch her for me? You can sit on my couch and hold her. That's all I'm asking!

"FINE!"

Ten minutes after sitting down with the baby:

"How long is this going to take? I need to be to bed early tomorrow."

Just fucking go.