IOWA
Starts: 1/1/2026
Restricts: Restricts all taxable food items as defined by the Iowa Department of Revenue except food producing plants and seeds for food producing plants.

White soccer moms make me nervous and I'll tell you why. I was perusing through the avocado section at the grocery today and this blonde Aryan poster woman wearing yoga pants and drinking sparking water taps me on the shoulder and asks me if the fruits were ripe. I said yea, but at my age they hang lower and are more robust than what you're used to. Tried to be friendly, but now I'm barred from store and her husband has threatened to meet me out in public when I least expect it. You gentiles sure a a contentious bunch!

oh no haha my pants are falling down hahahaha please dont look at my redneck dong or touching it hahahahaha

How I feel before my morning coffee and constitution.

Except in felt pajama pants.

No there's no dragons on them!

That's for babies!

(There's lil gray skulls like the Cool Guys wear...Stop laughing at me cus I'm neuro divergent!)

Yes, that's Sammy Hagar with the ultra-perm and disco pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CteEDDzaly4

Trump is a 10/10 on the Idiot scale at the moment, He wants to get into a nuclear war over something Medvedev said, Medvedev isn't the president of Russia, Putin is, Everything Medvedev says should be considered the same as if a US comedian said it!

I think my toaster wants to have sex with me.

PSA: DM's

Stop going into DM's seeking sex no one wants to see your tic tac sized cock, and no you cannot see my feet; I have a fungal infection. For the record acting like a scorned woman is the reason why no one in real life will touch you; find a hobby, or a good beam and a good rope.

I hate too do this to a beautiful time piece but needs must as the devil wants. In order to fix one clock, I need spair parts, even for someone with alot of time of their hands I do not have the skills to make parts from scratch and even the clocksmith told me if they were to make them from scratch it would cost up to $1000 to fix a clock I bough for $75. So the only other option is buy another broken down clock for its works and salvage the working parts. Whats left I'll keep aside and restore it when a clock works goes on sale on ebay which is rare these days. For the time being and in order for this pretty case not to go to waste I'll convert it with a modern Quartz movement and restore its mechanical works when I can get the parts to restore it; its also missing a pendulum which is also problem as mantle clock works are rearer than wall clock works and pendulums are matched to the works.