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  • My friend asked me what's the difference between being an alcoholic and a drunk. I pull them aside and replied with, "You see them two cars parked there, an alcoholic would see 4 cars". My friend replied, "But there's only 1 car there!".
    My friend asked me what's the difference between being an alcoholic and a drunk. I pull them aside and replied with, "You see them two cars parked there, an alcoholic would see 4 cars". My friend replied, "But there's only 1 car there!".
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  • Wow what a shitty End for a vacation. Successfully ruined another persons day again just by trying to open up and share my fears and emotions in hopes to clear my anxiety that I had since yesterday...
    But noo triggered somewhat of a fight and anxiety for the other side too.
    Aaaaaand thats why I usually bottle things up. When I talk about it I piss people off or make them sad and that worsens my anxiety. Even when I thought hard about how I say it and what I say, it always goes down the wrong pipe and ends with the worst outcome...
    Why do I even try again ana again it always ends in disappointment: either I'm a bad trigger or I'm as important as fucking chairs. After all im only good for listening not for talking about feelings. I just muck things up...

    I feel like such a human failure...

    Wow what a shitty End for a vacation. Successfully ruined another persons day again just by trying to open up and share my fears and emotions in hopes to clear my anxiety that I had since yesterday... But noo triggered somewhat of a fight and anxiety for the other side too. Aaaaaand thats why I usually bottle things up. When I talk about it I piss people off or make them sad and that worsens my anxiety. Even when I thought hard about how I say it and what I say, it always goes down the wrong pipe and ends with the worst outcome... Why do I even try again ana again it always ends in disappointment: either I'm a bad trigger or I'm as important as fucking chairs. After all im only good for listening not for talking about feelings. I just muck things up... I feel like such a human failure...
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  • There was a comedian back in the day who had a bit about titty fucking a crocodile down in Florida. You can't do that. Not because it's morally offensive and illegal, but crocs are reptiles. They lack mammalian glands, hence the name mammals, and it is physically impossible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75r0nQu-hMs

    There was a comedian back in the day who had a bit about titty fucking a crocodile down in Florida. You can't do that. Not because it's morally offensive and illegal, but crocs are reptiles. They lack mammalian glands, hence the name mammals, and it is physically impossible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75r0nQu-hMs
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  • JD Vance joked about his wife converting from Hinduism to Christianity. Usha joked that her husband should convert to a compassionate Christian who loves everyone unconditionally, just like Jesus did.
    JD Vance joked about his wife converting from Hinduism to Christianity. Usha joked that her husband should convert to a compassionate Christian who loves everyone unconditionally, just like Jesus did.
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  • #Thanksgiving
    Me, thinking already about Thanksgiving Dinner and the battles I will have to give that day with the rest of the fucking stupid siblings...
    #Thanksgiving Me, thinking already about Thanksgiving Dinner and the battles I will have to give that day with the rest of the fucking stupid siblings...
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  • lexcan wefuck causethis hits ridclos
    lexcan wefuck causethis hits ridclos
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  • i cracked all the hot womam in my trailer park but i only didnt crack you
    i cracked all the hot womam in my trailer park but i only didnt crack you
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  • So i guess we all just forgot about those unexplained drones. Yeah we will just let it slide.
    So i guess we all just forgot about those unexplained drones. Yeah we will just let it slide.
    Dark Love
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  • Portland to put the statues of Lincoln and Roosevelt back up. Officials says thugs like Antifa will not dictate what the city represents, but fell short of admitting letting those hoodlums run amok in 2020 was a terrible idea.

    https://www.foxnews.com/media/anarchists-illegally-took-them-down-now-portland-putting-statues-lincoln-roosevelt-back-up
    Portland to put the statues of Lincoln and Roosevelt back up. Officials says thugs like Antifa will not dictate what the city represents, but fell short of admitting letting those hoodlums run amok in 2020 was a terrible idea. https://www.foxnews.com/media/anarchists-illegally-took-them-down-now-portland-putting-statues-lincoln-roosevelt-back-up
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    'Anarchists illegally took them down,' and now Portland is putting statues of Lincoln and Roosevelt back up
    Portland decides to reinstall Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt monuments after public sessions revealed divided opinions on the statues removed during 2020 protests.
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  • Tis is what's called a Polish safety seat. The idea is that the woman's titties, if large enough, will cushion the impact for the infant in case of an accident.

    Tis is what's called a Polish safety seat. The idea is that the woman's titties, if large enough, will cushion the impact for the infant in case of an accident.
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