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My Asian Girlfriend keeps telling me having a tiny cock isn't a bad thing. Which is true - but I still wish she would get it removed.

perfect nickname for my girlfriend

My girlfriend has a giant pussy, my girlfriend has a giant pussy. I didn't say that twice; that was an echo!

My girlfriend, who’s into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I replied with, "Heroin of course!".

So this week some jackass in a game lobby said my asian Girlfriend had a big dick, implying she was a shemale, my reply was, 'that's fair, but it big than yours at any rate!'

Hello. Visiting my dad and his girlfriend. I'd usually feel disturbed hearing the words "dad" and "girlfriend" together, but she's definitely helped him improve his life, so she's good by me. Before this, I hadn't seen him in 5 years (besides a short visit we had in October of 2024.) Other than that, here's a picture of Jonesie.

#BlackHistoryMonth Hey [BR1AN_OM3N] Just because that fag Noodles123 had his girlfriend stolen by a big black buck...it doesn't mean you have to act like you hate POC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VCdJyOAQYM

Dear men of Heyfreaks: I need your opinion. One of my coworkers is constantly comparing me to his girlfriend. Should I be concerned?

Apparently New Hampshire ranks #1 in Christmas spirit amongst The States. The latest data is from 2022, which clearly isn't reflecting the fact that for the first time in the 14 years I've lived in this house, I actually have a proper Christmas tree this year. My girlfriend wanted one, so I got one for her. We're actually planning on making decorations for it. As in, I'll be showing her how to use the bandsaw to cut various shapes out of 3mm Baltic birch plywood, and then they'll be painted. https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-united-states-christmas-spirit-1996710

Girlfriend's girlfriends never could be mine https://youtu.be/W0TZT6COdKQ?si=VSja-9awAApIZcst