Hey, wow! This looks different. Did Heyfreaks have a makeover?

If you people refuse to post, I'll have [BR1AN_OM3N] come out and do another bit about getting freaky with a small kitchen appliance! I guess microwaving a bagel and pounding it wasn't "edgey" enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwTQOPZvY3s

Before these shrooms kick in full force and I descend into lunacy with some mind-boggling introspective, I'd just like to say I never liked some of you. My time here is short and it's been a fun ride...except for this one person. Heyfreaks has run its course and we gave it the ol' college try, so give yourself a pat on the backside but alas, in a few weeks I'll be just a distant memory. Also [BR1AN_OM3N], if you believe in the hereafter...hereafter buy yourself a more respectable wardrobe!

Big Lenny says Youre a FREAK

I miss a few people who don't post here anymore. One was a conspiracy freak, everything was a NWO odyssey. The other, stopped posting interesting things and dedicated 3 years trying to impress a catfish account. Sad, but we'll always have Paris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EdljNVRXEU

As the only active person on HeyFreaks, I demand all you peasants to pledge an oath of Loyalty, to your Tsarina/Queen, MEEE😺

I'm starting to think about posting more here because it's the only social media site that hasn't banned me for offending someone. I swear, wherever you go online these days, either the AI algorithm gets you or someone falsely reports you. Unfortunately, heyfreaks doesn't have the userbase of something like tumblr.

Pecs really sore right now. Heyfreaks is basically a gym blog now, so thought I should mention it. 🤪