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  • If you plan your weekends with the family for an outing at Dollar General, you may be a meth addicted redneck, ghetto black person, some form of illegal Hispanic of choice.
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  • So now that things have got sooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeird that you can't say I'm THAAAAAT crazy...Which one is your choice for destruction of the Western World? Not even talking Dollar collapse or Energy/Fuel/Food/Water Crisis or the future Race Wars they're pushing us towards, that's already in the stew...There's so much government lying happening that who even knows which are True or False?...By the way, all these Kooky theories are being seriously being talked about by scientists, government officials and possible real and fake whistleblowers...Or did you really think Mark Zuckerberg built a SUB BUNKER UNDER his Hawaii UNDERGROUND bunker just for fun? Whatever is coming it's going to be interesting!
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  • https://www.6dollarshirts.com/products/evolution-to-termination?country=US&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=x&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&twclid=21sdkr58grrsychqk66ndogkj6
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    Evolution to Termination Ape to Man to Killer Robot
    As man evolves so does technology, right up until the last guy in line hands his own destruction. Turns out the March of Progress ends with a robot picking you up by the skull. Worth it for the opposable thumbs though.
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  • Could've swore I saw Elvis buying adult diapers and gumming a deep-fried PB and banana sandwich at the Family Dollar earlier today.
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  • Here's a tip. If you have to move something heavy, use a dolly, even if it's a short distance. But hey, if you want to be stupid like me and mess up your shoulder even though you have 2-3 dollies, go ahead.
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  • Terrible Poll Time!

    As things get weirder, the avent of Sex Dolls are upon us...Before it was just some weird black dude named Dragon, making sweet love to a silicone Trans Female Doll (With a bright orange wig and a lower back tattoo that said "Where's the beef?").

    My doll will have a bright PURPLE wig, cus I'm classy AF, and a vibrating thumb, don't ask!

    For God's sake don't ask!!!

    The question is, AND BE HONEST, cus someone is buying all these fucking things and YES women are in at a 57% rate EVEN as they claim they hate it.

    In the next 5 years, do you see yourself buying, renting or using one?

    Because these things are getting progressively more life like and if there's a Megan Fox model I'm buying (2) but with traits of being Black with Down's.

    Meaning?

    They'll love cheese sammiches, John Cena, but be loud, violent with bad credit scores.

    Do NOT co-sign a car or a lease agreement for these fucking Black Megan Fox Dolls!

    They'll spend all their money on nails, weaves and tattered used paperback copies of Thomas Sowell's lectures at Stanford University!
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  • In the news today. Iran has been hiding warships in India. If found, please contact your local convenient store owner for details. 2 dollars off Slim Jims with purchase of 20 dollars or more.
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  • Does anyone find it Weird that ICE is operating in many states, but it only gets violent in the one where we just uncovered a billion dollar fraud ring with probable links to the governor.
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