Finally!Ever since people have imagined humanoid robots, people have also considered what it would be like to stick your dick in one of them.While people have theorized that robo-sex is around the corner any day now for literal decades at this point, I???m going to go ahead and boldly claim that, if you???re the kind of person who has a spare $150,000 to drop and isn???t interested in boning a human, you might actually getting your wish fulfilled soon.This is Melody, an AI-powered humanoid robot recently debuted at CES. Although it???s programmed to be a ???companion??? and not, you know, a sex robot, many perverts saw the emergence of this technology and realized that their dream of sticking their dick in Rosey the Robot may soon be realized. And for only $150k!

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This isn’t what I signed up for!Some people can’t focus when exercising alone. Personally, I don’t get it, but if inviting a buddy to watch you sweat it out on the elliptical is what keeps you in the gym, so be it.These people decided that they wanted to do yoga. Better yet, they wanted to do yoga with their partners. And so, they signed up for a partner yoga class — and ended up getting something that you probably wouldn’t be able to show on daytime TV.

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