The worse thing you can do at a funeral is hit on the widow. I know guys; but she was single. I saw an opening!
The worse thing you can do at a funeral is hit on the widow. I know guys; but she was single. I saw an opening!
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In a nutshell, lmao
Dostoevsky:
“She thought, the poor dear, that I would come the next day and propose, but I didn’t say a word to her for five months. I’d see her eyes watching me, burning like flames of meek indignation.”
Modern version:
“We hooked up and I ghosted her. Now she gives me the side-eye.”In a nutshell, lmao Dostoevsky: “She thought, the poor dear, that I would come the next day and propose, but I didn’t say a word to her for five months. I’d see her eyes watching me, burning like flames of meek indignation.” Modern version: “We hooked up and I ghosted her. Now she gives me the side-eye.”
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