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Obsolescence
2025-06-29 18:52:27 -

Saw a post where a guy said your 20's are just for testing poisons on yourself. Try 30's and 40's too. I'm no quitter!

Saw a post where a guy said your 20's are just for testing poisons on yourself. Try 30's and 40's too. I'm no quitter!

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2025-06-29 19:30:13 -

You cannot hit me; I'm hard headed. Come at me; I'll just esculate it futher! Lefty; defending a pedo in chat.

You cannot hit me; I'm hard headed. Come at me; I'll just esculate it futher! Lefty; defending a pedo in chat.

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necessaryevil
2025-06-29 20:03:31 -

I'm like autism in corporeal form; once you catch me you become retarded too. I'm just that special!

I'm like autism in corporeal form; once you catch me you become retarded too. I'm just that special!

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Obsolescence
2025-06-29 20:05:45 -

One helluva storm just rolled in. Pros: Keeps the temperature from reaching ridiculous levels. Con: My lawn furniture is now a permanent addition to my neighbor's fence.

One helluva storm just rolled in. Pros: Keeps the temperature from reaching ridiculous levels. Con: My lawn furniture is now a permanent addition to my neighbor's fence.

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2025-06-29 20:09:50 -

PSA: Gas lighting

This is gas lighting; what you are talking about being mad online because you do and say stupid things and cannot stand the heat!

For further advise seek out your local mental health professional; your parents or local religious leader!

PSA: Gas lighting This is gas lighting; what you are talking about being mad online because you do and say stupid things and cannot stand the heat! For further advise seek out your local mental health professional; your parents or local religious leader!

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KattLyse
2025-06-29 20:33:42 -

Nu kommer Getabockarna

Nu kommer Getabockarna

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necessaryevil
2025-06-29 20:43:56 -

The greatest thing about being in an Interracial relationship is the fact my partner cannot speak english. One day I'll teach her english just so I can stop speaking to her!

The greatest thing about being in an Interracial relationship is the fact my partner cannot speak english. One day I'll teach her english just so I can stop speaking to her!

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Obsolescence
2025-06-29 20:46:29 -

It ain't easy being a truck driving cowgirl!

It ain't easy being a truck driving cowgirl!

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necessaryevil
2025-06-30 01:39:44 -

Since I'm suffering from insomnia again; one last joke before I try and get some sleep. A man walks alone with small child into some dark woods. Kid goes to the man, 'Hey mister it's really dark here, I'm scared.' The man replies, 'How do you think I feel?' He continues, 'I have to walk back alone."

Since I'm suffering from insomnia again; one last joke before I try and get some sleep. A man walks alone with small child into some dark woods. Kid goes to the man, 'Hey mister it's really dark here, I'm scared.' The man replies, 'How do you think I feel?' He continues, 'I have to walk back alone."

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necessaryevil
2025-06-30 01:46:20 -

Okay one more: What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!

Okay one more: What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!

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