Customer: You remind me of someone...

Me: Oh? Someone you know or a celebrity?

Customer: I think a celebrity. Its really bothering me. I gotta remember who soon or it's going to bother me all day.

Me: Ah, well, if you do remember please let me know. I'm curious.

ONE HOUR LATER:

~customer comes back~

Customer: I got it! I know who you look like!

Me: Go on, tell me!

Customer: Marlon Brando, and I mean that in the best way!

Me: ☺️ Aw shucks, really? He was such a beautiful ma-

Customer: But specifically when he was in Apocalypse Now! Same face shape, mouth shape, eyes, facial expressions, everything! Just shave and you could be Kurtz's kid!

Me: 😐

Me: Motherfucker...

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#Thug life with #vampires

I just saw a shooting star *_* Sometimes its important to just stop for a moment to look at what you find beautiful you may be rewarded <3
The sky is really pretty tonight even in the city I can see a lot of stars!
Shooting stars always makes me think of my farvourite poem.

Can we PLEASE get some more moderators on this godforsaken shithole of a Vampirefreaks ripoff website? The scammers and catfish are getting to be a little much.

Lets just make up some more Gates lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6SPon5Ka3U

Every morning on my way to work I pass by a retirement home. This morning I saw an old man wearing an orange and black striped sweatshirt and a straw hat coming out of there. Guess who went to retire in Germany 🤣 🤣

Black Metal 101 by Dr Fenriz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpMIR6RuaA