Said Noodles all sexy like, thinking of turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing annnnnd Cranberry Crumble.  

I prep by nature, which means I try to fix a small issue before it becomes a real problem. I often look with disdain at people who never prep, but just wait till things are fucked. Recently I decided to have 3 of my machines maintained... Including my jackhammer. Not because it was making noises or anything, just I was thinking it was time. My Mayans were all "Why boss it's working fine."  So mechanic comes in to open it up, grease it, change the spark plug etc. That shit was bone...

I have nothing to say so just gonna say hi

Who can argue with that!

If you like Blut Engel try listening to "Keine Macht" by Terminal Choice. Chris Pohl before Blut Engel. Photos Kiara Kazumi -grausame töchter. Apologies to her photographer.