The Most Useless Christmas Miracle
Woke up...Then soon as my chores were done...I sat my ass down and played a game of dominoes online while sipping my delicious coffee with rompope in it.
Annnnnnnnnnnd I got my ass whupped!
So I was feeling mad and a ting of sadness because I really am Semi-Pro Level in dominoes and it was insulting, worst part was he was so-so, but kept getting everything.
So to get the taste out of my mouth I played another and am whipping them and suddenly, I lost AGAIN.
Now I'm just mad:
But in the...
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