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    SALUTE!
    Like many of you, I have had many many many computer mouses over the years. Most last about a year...I'm rough on them because I constantly drop them and ALL have stopped working due to my clumsiness. But I now have had this fucker for like 3 years...It has been dropped more times than I could shake a stick at. It has travelled into 3 continents and logged in thousands of miles of being crushed, lost under the bed, in between the pillows and under dressers etc. Annnnnnnd it's still working...
    Von Noodles123 2024-04-07 13:54:50 0 99
    Hey Noodles!
    You aren't doing something weird like building a fortress in the Yucatan Jungle with  9 foot stone walls and a large castle like door are you? Annnnnd plan to have fruit trees, bees, plants, veggies, a pure water source, chickens/geese/ducks are you? Errrrrrrm. Maybe. BUT it is NOT a Prepper Compound! Then what's the weapons for? Ahhhhhh.  To protect myself from the Chupacabra? Mosquitos? Andy Dick? Disease X? Taylor Swift's Music?  
    Von Noodles123 2024-01-26 14:19:36 5 258
    15 Predictions Noodles Made at LEAST 20 Years Ago
    That technology would make us stupid and lazy and easier to control. That sex would become meaningless as religion, manners and self control were looked down on...Although not going to pretend that I haven't dabbled in it myself with women I shouldn't have. That Whites would become a Race of Opiate Heads due to genetically liking opiates more than other races. That the education system would collapse into INSANITY. That gays wouldn't stop at just being accepted that they would DEMAND that...
    Von Noodles123 2024-01-16 18:56:35 0 302
    About 6-8 Months Ago
    I wrote a blog about my Chriopracter asking for time off since his grandfather had been killed. He had gone to clean his Mother's gravesite and him and his son were attacked by Africanized Killer Bees. Lots of people peeked at it but there were ZERO comments. I mean...I would have accepted: "You're a fucking liar!" "That didn't happen!  Quit your lying!" But nothing...Well yesterday my masseuse who is like a second cousin told me about how my Chiro's Uncle just died and I said "Ahhh man...
    Von Noodles123 2023-12-13 15:37:53 2 335
    Why Ben Shapiro Is Losing His Mind
    For a long time Ben Shapiro had been the middle ground of jewish politics. Usually gave both sides...I used to love listening to him and Jordan Petersen...Then Petersen became weird while crying about how the jews called him "Rabbi." Then Ben started losing it after the Hamas attack. He started ranting about how we had to support isreal. Send: soldiers, money and weapons, how they are our allies, how they aren't to blame for all the dead children. NO ONE BELIEVES HIM. EVERYONE is starting to...
    Von Noodles123 2023-11-16 02:15:54 3 360
    Whoa.
    So Thursday I was walking somewhere at about 6:30pm at dusk and as I did for a split second, I saw from the corner of my eye something that looked like a ripped part of a poster that had a pic of Jordan from New Kids On The Block. And being this city is like an 1800 years old Mayan City, founded by the Spanish in 1642 and is very old school I though: "I'm being crazy!  No way is it that...They came out like in 1985...I'm probably wrong."  But it bugged me...So about a quarter of the...
    Von Noodles123 2023-11-12 05:19:28 0 427
    Is EVERYTHING a Psych Ops?
    Recently some old American Panamanian man killed 2 Copper Mine Protestors who were blocking the roads. Now, not going to lie, I have very little sympathy for ANYONE who blocks traffic...In fact I have ZERO empathy. But upon deep diving into the subject, I found out the WEF/IMF is pushing complete control to mine wherever they want...EVEN ON LAND THEY DON'T OWN. That and the copper mining will destroy and pollute anything within miles of it due to the chemicals that will get into the water...
    Von Noodles123 2023-11-10 20:15:09 0 446
    Went To Sleep Fine...But
    Woke up a little sad. Thought about 2 of my partners who are all fucked up via the vax...It was bad last time I saw them. So wrote this long rant about it, but doesn't matter...So deleted that shit. It is what it is...Choices were made...Fuck it...No use worrying about that now. So I texted them since I'll be going back to Cali soon to visit and dinner it is with the fellahs!  =) Korean BBQ or this one Pizza Joint that is beyond ridiculous. So for now? Time to "Eat and Drink because...
    Von Noodles123 2023-10-03 15:14:56 0 450
    Pretty Fucking Evil Genius
    So was watching a Russell Brand interviewing this computer scientist explaining how Google's A.I. discovered certain voters based on their search history then specifically bombarded them with SPECIFIC PROPAGANDA to get them to change their vote. Say I'm in MIchigan and love Trump and the A.I. figures I'm a Trump fan, it would then only let me see news stories that showed Trump in a bad light, if the picture of him was bad while showing great things and praise about Biden. That is fucking...
    Von Noodles123 2023-09-30 05:09:06 2 419
    Fancy Ramen!
    As of late been on a Ramen Eating Tear. But I fry Asian Veggies like bok choy, water chestnuts, pea pods in garic, boil eggs, chop up turkey ham. Then mix it with the soup which I add boullion, Sriachia to...Then when it's in my bowl add cool avocado. It's terribly high in sodium but DAMN IT'S GOOD!
    Von Noodles123 2023-09-26 21:49:34 0 571
    Anti-Semitism Is WRONG!
    Unless I do it. I get a Shalom Pass.
    Von Noodles123 2023-09-14 07:28:50 0 573
    Sounds Fair
    Biden attaches aid to Hawaii with Ukranian aid...So if you refuse they can blame you for not supporting Americans. Wonder why?
    Von Noodles123 2023-09-03 22:45:49 2 501
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