Middle age men complaining about women's low morals, my deeply disturbing fascination with silicone sex dolls and Minestrone soup in shoes: Or men painting their toe nails the color of anal thermometers. (Pauuuuuuuuse) What???  Don't pretend you don't own one! I give you a picture of my Prehistoric Premordial Dinosaur Looking Drake: No not that one! This one!   Who just became a Papa this morning when his wifey had ducklings! (Whispers softly in a deep, some say sexy Noodle...

Darkness isn’t always negative. Sometimes it feels honest. One of the biggest misunderstandings about goth culture is the assumption that darkness automatically means negativity. To many goths, darkness isn’t about hopelessness or destruction. It’s about atmosphere, emotion, honesty, mystery, and depth. Where others might see emptiness, goths often see beauty. 🕯️ Darkness Feels Honest Modern culture often pressures people to appear constantly happy, productive, and...

Community begins when you stop feeling like you have to explain yourself. Finding your place in the goth community can feel intimidating at first. Maybe you love the music but don’t dress dramatically. Maybe you love the fashion but are still learning the history. Maybe you’ve always felt connected to darker aesthetics, but never knew where you fit. The truth is, there isn’t one single way to belong. Goth culture has always been made up of different personalities, styles,...

So some couple made this beautiful barn for party rentals...Dark wood, polished dark cement, dark gray cinder and bricks etc. Had a cool leather and wood bar and a playroom of billards, foosball, darts etc...Very pub like. A Man's Cave feel to it with a heavy splash of rustic. Some BITCH started complaining about how dark it was and how they needed to modernize it and put light colors etc. It's 8:32 am and I was going to let it go, because who cares right? Not my barn, her opinion, owners...

Sometimes standing out teaches you more than fitting in ever could. Being goth in a mainstream world comes with contradictions. You become visible while often feeling misunderstood. You stand out without necessarily wanting attention. For many people, goth culture becomes more than style — it becomes a way of staying connected to authenticity in environments that constantly pressure conformity. 🕯️ You Learn Early That You’ll Be Noticed Dark clothing, dramatic fashion, or...

Some things only make sense from the inside. From the outside, goth culture can seem confusing, dramatic, or even intimidating. But within the scene, certain experiences feel completely natural — even comforting. These aren’t rules or requirements. They’re just shared moments and perspectives that tend to resonate with people who’ve found their place in the culture. 🕯️ 1. Black Never Gets Old People often assume wearing black every day would get boring. But for goths,...

Style can start the journey — mindset defines it. Not everyone who wears black is goth — and not every goth looks the same. There’s a difference between being drawn to the aesthetic and living the mindset behind it. Both are valid. But understanding the difference helps define where you stand. 🕯️ What Is Goth Aesthetic? Goth aesthetic is visual. It’s what people notice first. Black clothing Leather, lace, velvet Dark makeup Moody visuals and photography Many people...

To outsiders, “goth” is often reduced to black clothing, dark makeup, and a fascination with the macabre. It’s treated like a costume, a phase, or something purely visual. But those inside the culture understand something different: goth is not defined by appearance alone — it’s shaped by music, emotion, perspective, and a deep sense of identity. If you strip away the stereotypes, what remains isn’t a trend — it’s a way of seeing and...

...Who hasn't??? Amanda Seyfried wore a ‘prosthetic butthole’ for new movie ‘Testament of Ann Lee’ https://pagesix.com/2026/02/26/entertainment/amanda-seyfried-wore-a-prosthetic-butthole-for-new-movie-testament-of-ann-lee/?_gl=1*1qkmon3*_ga*MzUxNjA0OTk2LjE3NzIxMTI3MDQ.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3NzIxNDg4ODQkbzQkZzEkdDE3NzIxNDkyNzIkajI0JGwwJGgw  Call me when she does something weird or strange...Know what I'm sayin? Brian Omen is usually wearing (3) silicone prosthetic...

If you’ve ever been called “emo” when you’re goth — or “goth” when you’re just alternative — you’re not alone. These labels overlap visually, but they come from different histories, sounds, and mindsets. 🕯️ Goth Goth emerged from post-punk in the late 1970s and early 80s. It centers around atmosphere, introspection, and dark romanticism. Music: Bauhaus, The Cure, Sisters of Mercy Aesthetic: black clothing, lace, velvet, dramatic...

There’s a reason many goths feel more alive after sunset. It isn’t just aesthetic — it’s psychological. The night offers something daylight rarely does: stillness, honesty, and space to exist without performance. 🕯️ Darkness Reduces Noise Daytime is loud — socially, visually, emotionally. Night softens the edges of the world. Fewer expectations. Fewer distractions. It creates room for reflection. 🖤 Night Encourages Introspection Psychologically, darkness...

Woke up to a text about another friend's personal buisness. Asking me to stop them from doing it. Errrrrm. I never even knew about it It's none of my business  If they had wanted my opinion then they would have asked me But I texted them and asked if they wanted that info out there for people to opiniate on her life choices. They seemed shocked I knew because they literally decided yesterday and I'm very far way...So I asked if they mentioned it to anyone. They said they had...Well...

For many of us, goth music wasn’t something we discovered — it was something that found us. In moments when the world felt too loud, too shallow, or too false, these songs felt like shelter. 🕯️ Music That Doesn’t Rush You Goth music allows space. It lingers. It doesn’t demand happiness or quick resolutions. Instead, it lets emotions exist without apology — sadness, longing, nostalgia, and quiet strength. 🌑 It Speaks What We Never Say Out Loud Lyrics in goth...

Was going to the bank yesterday and my workers said "Boss the bank is closed, it's a holiday." I asked what holiday...They looked at each other and said "We don't know Boss." So I checked and there's 5 various holidays this month, not all are federally observed, but in some states all 5 are...There's actually 6, but 1 is a religious holiday. We got more holidays than the jews! Of course we all like time off and what not, but 5 holidays in one month is too much. I swear they would celebrate...

This is my new rooster...Maximiliano and he's HUGE! (Screeched Noodles in a manly way)  (I had another rooster for about 5 days and I have my suspicion that my dinosaur/primordial looking ducks drowned my first Rooster 🤔) This Big Boy must weigh close to 15 lbs! His plumage is crazy beautiful...I got his two fat Mormon wives at the same time...Clementine and Sally to keep him company. I know it's silly, playing farmer/chicken rancher, but it feels nice to have my own chickens and eggs.