Woke up with a sore back, so started stretching.

When I did the standing stretch it hit me:

Fent-Heads must have great backs since they're constantly bent over stretching like so:

Imagine spending $5000 on a Tempur-Pedic Mattress, taking fish oil, turmeric, yoga classes etc and Fentanyl Freddy is waking up fresh as a daisy after sleeping on concrete after blowing some dude in an alley way for drug money?

Can I use A.I. to sell this as a cure for Lower Back Pain?

Should I take this to "Da Shark Tank???"

What?

I'm just asking for a friend.

Also never challenge the Fent-Heads to a Twister Contest for money.

Cus you will lose!

Lose I say!

Don't do it!