No, not my Street Name, everyone knows it's Jerry Thickums.

No, talking about the lengths men will go to not have to clean the bathroom that often.

Since my girl is coming I went in and repainted, put a clear on the glass, swept, scrubbed and mopped.

Here's what I would look like if I was a petite Japanese woman scrubbing my toilet.

Enjoy.

But it looks so good I don't want to use it again as to not mess with the paint or dirty up anything, especially the shower section.

"So what Noodles?  Don't tell me you're going to be bathing outside using well water using the hose like some sexy homeless fat guy?"-Said the True Haters with small penises or gigantic clitorises.

Fine I won't tell you then.

Harumph.

But I'll give you a hint:  I'm going to just use the hose and well water outside till after she sees it all pretty...THEN start using it.

This will be like that song:

" 'Venus' by Bananrama? "-Asked the Haters.

No...What?  I meant "Something to talk about" by Bonnie Raitt, where da fuck did you get "Venus" from???

>=(