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Posted 2025-12-25 04:06:57

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So took (2) strong gummies to celebrate my Christian God's Pagan Holiday.

Annnnnd I got the munchies and went to the fridge to grab the jam to make a PB&J.

Soon as I opened the door, I 100% could not remember what I was supposed to grab.

I was like Stan from "American Dad" when he got high.

I thought to myself:

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