I haven't been on here in a few months apparently I'm at risk of losing my profile well I guess I'm back y'all.

So I went to Walmart today and I found this expansion pack for cards against humanity I went ahead and bought it. Now we have the regular version the absurd box the weed pack and the glow in the dark pack. Now we need more friends to come and play. Anyone in the Michigan area?

At the age of I want to say 5 years old, my mom can't exactly remember but she says somewhere around that age I saw the movie Young guns for the first Time. It has been my all-time favorite movie since I can remember and I ended up with the biggest crush on Chavez y Chavez played by @loudphillips. The next movie my mom had bought for me was a Lou diamond Phillips movie called Dakota where he stars as a teenager who is going down a bad road and gets sent to a farm with thoroughbreds and he ends up falling in love with the teenage girl. I have been a Lou diamond Phillips girl since I can remember I still have not gotten the chance to meet him yet but that's because he does not come to conventions in Michigan except for one time that I know of way back in the day. It is my dream one day to meet him but for now I will always have an undying love/attraction for him. In my story I had mentioned that I almost failed high school because of a certain website called Lou diamond Phillips boulevard. That site has so many images/things to look at on there that I literally would sit in class and just look at that website even on lunch period I would go to the library for the last few minutes of lunch and look at that site. 90% of that site was actually posted on my wall as a teenager everyone knows now on my wall it's my husband and various other celebs. I do want to get some more Lou diamond Phillips pictures for my wall It's been awhile since I've had any but needless to say That's a little fact about me. I barely graduated high school I had to go to an alternative education where they did not allow us to go on any websites that were not school related That's how I ended up graduating. Brad is a big fan of Lou now as well. #loudiamondphillips #lougirl #loudphillips #weloveyouman

I will never not be attracted to this woman. In 4th grade elementary school my teacher was super into NASCAR his favorite was Dale Earnhardt Jr. In middle school I remember seeing @danicapatrick In a magazine. I couldn't help but think how beautiful she was and the fact that she drove in NASCAR races was a big inspiration for me( at that point I did not realize the beauty & power that women actually have) and I do believe that is where my love for beautiful cars/trucks started. I know that she was one of my first girl crushes besides Heidi from home improvement which I believe was actually in my first girl crush but obviously I can't really remember. I had a lot of girl idols but I had never really carried pictures of girls around like I did with the celebrity boys that I liked. Not until late middle school did I start putting girls on my wall. That's about the time I realized that I was into women and men. It wasn't until after I graduated high school I realized that I was pansexual. This woman though I love her I know she's retired from NASCAR now but still as beautiful as ever. We love you Danica! #danicapatrick #killerbabes #oohlala #beautifulsoul

So my cousin is going on vacation and we have been trusted to take care of his adorable dog Aries. The little one is our doggy Her name is Lily I've posted her a few times before she's about 2 years old. I want to say Aries is a little over three. She looks so much like her dad except not as beefy. Aries is such a good boy Lily was a little standoffish at first but now she's accustomed to him being in here. They are such good doggies. It's going to be a fun weekend I love doggy sitting. #puppylove #doggies #ariesandlily #familypups🐾❤️

So far mine and Brad's Valentine's Day has gone according to plan I worked this morning it was slow and I held my appetite until tonight when we were getting the heart-shaped pizza and heart-shaped breads. We decided to get them from Jets even though there was a lot of different options. I even got my brother one of the heart pizzas too and his own bread. I just finished my shower, the next step is to wait for Lucy to come through with my babe. We will be eating the cupcakes later once everything kicks in for the night. It's going to be fun I might post some videos we'll have to see what happens I plan on having a nice trip and a beautiful night with my husband. I love you Bradley baby Happy Valentine's Day. #happyvalentinesday❤️ #iloveyou #bemine #heartshapedpizza🍕❤️ #heartshapedbread #lovecupcakes #redvelvet #inspirarion #loveydoveynight

This is honestly only my second time buying moon rocks from the dispensaries or anyone for that matter. These look so fire. I just put a little bit in one of my bowls of it before it gets to be less than a gram. I love the name of this It's called space pony and they even put my name on it So it's almost like it says space pony Miranda lmao. I guess I'm a pony now Well technically I've always been a horse fan and I used to watch My Little pony and collect the action figures to But that's usually because breyer brand ponies were too expensive. #moonrocks #thcloveparty #newdelivery

New delivery came super late in the evening lol It didn't get here till almost 10pm. The dispensary they were coming from closed at 9:00 I really hope the driver gets back in time lol. Sorry,manager please don't lock me out. I thought I had gotten a strain of weed but I guess I had mistaken That one and gotten pre-rolls instead. I'm excited to try the cherry cartridge It sounds like it's going to be interesting I hope it has a nice cherry flavor, But not like a cough syrup cherry. I'm only going to be able to enjoy one of the joints before bedtime Tomorrow is the last day of work for the week However I do have physical therapy one more day this week and a foot doctor appointment on Friday and not to mention we're supposed to get a shit ton of snow on Friday. Yucko! But at least I've got what I need to make it through the weekend now. Oh and I get to hang out with Lucy probably tomorrow night so Brad and I can have a little celebration for Valentine's Day. What are your plans for Valentine's Day everybody? #newdelivery #stonerunbagging #inneedofweedindeed #snowyweekendcomin

I can kind of explain what happened It's really fucking ridiculous The reason to go why we get kicked out, It wasn't any of my fault or my cousins or anything like that but they had invited his one friend to go with us and none of us knew that the idiot had smuggled in his own drink which everyone knows You're not allowed to bring outside drinks or outside food into anything public like especially concert venues anyway so first things first He got caught with a J smoking it and They told him to put it out so he did But then the second strike was he was smuggling outside drinksHe brought a mountain dew and his excuse to the security guard was you guys don't serve what I drink and I guess the security guard must have just been like two strikes in your out or something cuz he pulled him by the jacket and made him leave. Well Brian and his group have a motto where if someone gets kicked out they all leave so we all ended up leaving the concert before my band even came on However at least I got some merchandise before we got into the show so I'm able to listen to a john 5 CD and I got a shirt what time amount to try on and I just put the album in so far it's really good. #fuckthemachineshopsecurity

Guys guess what! Omg My lovely husband Brad got me this cute little Corgi for Valentine's Day😚😊. He saw it at CVS and saved a great deal with our extra bucks. I'm so happy🥹. I've been wanting a real Corgi for about 2 years now but we already have a dog in the house and 2 kittens. I don't know what to name him though. I love you Bradley baby you are the bestest hubby ever ❤️💋. I love my new corgi.