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No, people. WWIII is not happening yet. We'll let you know when to panic and begin hoarding toilet paper and buddying up to your disturbing prepper in-laws.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E60YbREd04I

this one time by buddy keith got suspended from school because he flushed the class hamster down the toilet

Seen online…..
So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.

I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service?

I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.

She said, what is a BLD?

I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.

She said Butt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it. 😂

I have no toiletpaper & i cannot fukkin afford a haircutt No food

Idk what emo ass angel up in the sky keeps missing the toilet but stop it u suicyde sqad fuck its messing witn our heads down here

Yes, coffee filters can be used as toilet paper, but it *will* change the taste of the coffee.

Fukk all the streaming & mp3 s mp4 s . im goin back to CD s. no fukking compression artefacts ill eat my own toiletpaper, which i cannot afford anyhows.