What true starvation looks like: This is what true starvation looks like. Every time I see a Western news report claiming that the people of Gaza are starving, I see individuals who appear healthy, not reduced to skin and bone. Look again—closely this time. This is what real starvation looks like. I get angry when I see the media spreading lies. Sorry to be so serious but as a Jew I get tired of the lies and manipulation from the media.

HR have banned me from sending new hires on fools errands. This new girl would not stop asking me pointless questions during a group training session. So I told her to ask the Floor Manger for a long wait. They obliged. She stood there for 15 minutes before finally asking, “What exactly am I waiting for?”

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Any Native Americans on the feed tonight? Bonus flex if you played halfback for the Washington Redskins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11hSD3Bf9Ck

I have been told that Ozzy is dead! All hail the king of Birmingham. Such a sad day. He'll be missed. Frank Skinner, another Birmingham local celebrity meet Ozzy once at a bus stop sitting next to him, Ozzy had a stuffed grizzy bear. Why I do not know. But Ozzy has always been a strange one.

My co-worker in tears called me up, asking if she was gunna get fired about 30 minutes ago. My reply, "Only if the other guy I fired comes into the office with a Ak47 on Tuesday morning!".

One more from Mr. Lange. This stand up is nearly 20 years old, but seems like a century away with all the clutch the pearls types. But one thing I'm noticing, late Gen Z's and some Gen Alphas are showing a bit of thicker skin. May be hope yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-kQUervBpg

Shudda asked chatgpt for that handjob but was too busy asking if ur a good boy

Carnival Cruise Lines: It's not about race or skin color. The issue is behavior and content of character. Everyone involved, figure it out and correct the problem.

Took a cold shower right after work so the orthorexic demon in my head wouldn't even think of convincing me to work out bc "im sweaty anyways." Sometimes healthy means not to excercise and I need to learn that and not to not push myself to the limit. Especially not after sitting in a 32°C office all day and already being overheated... My skin felt like having a fever when I left work. 🤒 Now to distract myself from guilt tripping 🪉 🎵🎶