North Korean ship upright again after botched launch. Kim Jong-un told not to stand on the port or starboard sides after an all day buffet binge.

Random thought: Just realized I made instant noodles for dinner today—kinda unintended. I usually try to cook something fresh(er) after work, especially on home office days. The last time I ate instant noodles was almost a couple of years ago, to counter a hangover. Before that, I went through a six-month stretch without a proper kitchen, and they were basically my daily meal (which is probably why I can’t stand them much anymore). Funny how, after a really intense overtime week, my brain just autopiloted straight to instant noodles—a meal that’s basically a cultural symbol of workaholism. :D

about to make life changing decisions prolly gonna become immortal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpeRShWMdYM

hahahaha https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dSbjkkW0L-M

If you know... you know... 🧟‍♂️ 🦋 And they want to name it SENTINEL!?

I'm not a "railroad expert", but I can confidently say this track design will be problematic at some point.

May a swarm of gay pubic lice open a disco in your tighty-whities!

It's pride month! I've been out as bisexual since I learned its okay to like girls. But what I realised as I got older is that I'm pansexual - I really don't care about your sex/gender when looking for someone to be with. Then last year I finally figured out my own gender identity. It only took almost 27 years and a lot of trial and error with pronouns and how to describe myself. I'm still not out to everyone with this but I'm getting more comfortable with it. I'm a demigirl, the prefix demi meaning partially. For me, I feel about 80% female and 20% other. I don't exactly know what the other is but I feel most comfortable with she/her and they/them pronouns 🖤

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuVn5hoq2e8