In breaking news the Americans have given the Iranian ayatollah a surprise funeral, the Iranians have decided to play missile and drone ping pong which they are losing but sort of doing quite a lot of damage against all their neighbours as a response including against the strait of Hormuz. Stay tuned for more as this situation develops for questions like will ayatollah 2 also have a surprise funeral, is Bibi dead and it's ai? Will the rest of the world run out of oil which had nothing to do with any of this to begin with?

Apparently, I wasn't chosen for the position of Iranian Supreme Leader....

I have to assume that I was infact, chosen for the position but the message got lost in transit across the ocean, on its way to me

Is the British Prime Minister's health failing?

Because if so, I would like to have the position of British Prime Minister, along with the Positions of Supreme Leader of Iran, Supreme Leader of HeyFreaks, Secretary of Homeland Security, Mount Everest Sherpa and Supreme Leader of the Netherrealm 🫠

Not only do I want the positions of Supreme Leader of Iran and HeyFreaks, but I would also like the position of Secretary of Homeland Security 🫠

To correct the fake news out there about Iran:

*Iran did not have a regime Change, just like in Venezuela, only the leader (along with other military people) were removed/killed and Irans Regime was allowed to continue, to continue its war with Israel.

*Iran was not Liberated, in fact, a new temporary Council, that will exercise the duties of the Supreme Leader in Iran was created to choose and elect the next 'Supreme Leader', who, once elected, will continue the Iranian Regime's brutal policies, so nothing changes.

*You can celebrate the death of the Supreme Leader but you can't celebrate a 'Liberated Iran', because in doing so, you're celebrating the current Iranian Regime and it's bombing of Israel and their aim to elect a new Leader to replace Ali.

It's amazing that people don't know these things.

The Iran regime never cared about anyone outside it's regime to begin with. It was always going to be the country that launched nukes the day they got them and thank god Iran doesn't have nukes today.
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I would like to apply for the position of Iranian Supreme Leader🫠

Or at least, HeyFreaks Supreme Leader 🫠

Damn, lol
The temporarily acting supreme leader of Iran, Ayatollah Arafeh, was killed after new strikes on Tehran, according to Israeli media.
He was appointed this morning to replace Khamenei, who was also killed yesterday in strikes by the US and Israel.