Web Analytics
  • If you wanna feel really ugly, try taking some pictures for your CV. Nothing is more humbling. It really remindes me how ugly I am without my signature makeup.
    And there is all the deatils and imperfections that I noticed. like why is my right eyelid more hooded and hanging than my left?? If i look right in the camera I look like I had a stroke!!!
    Would you hire me like that?

    But taking CV pics is also somehow funny: The reality of that person smilig at you professionaly from that picture, was to be kneeling on the floor in front of some white curtains, wearing a neat button down shit and dirty sweatpants with a care bear print.
    If you wanna feel really ugly, try taking some pictures for your CV. Nothing is more humbling. It really remindes me how ugly I am without my signature makeup. And there is all the deatils and imperfections that I noticed. like why is my right eyelid more hooded and hanging than my left?? If i look right in the camera I look like I had a stroke!!! 😭 😭 😭 Would you hire me like that? But taking CV pics is also somehow funny: The reality of that person smilig at you professionaly from that picture, was to be kneeling on the floor in front of some white curtains, wearing a neat button down shit and dirty sweatpants with a care bear print. 🤣
    Dark Love
    Rotten Laughs
    2
    5 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 236 Ansichten
  • Why is it so hard to find zipped pants? My phone shouldn't be dangling in my pockets ready to fall out or get stolen by any thief!!
    Why is it so hard to find zipped pants? My phone shouldn't be dangling in my pockets ready to fall out or get stolen by any thief!!
    0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 157 Ansichten
  • This made me laugh. Idiot activists…..
    Activist: "Going vegan will save the planet."
    Farmer: "Going vegan means importing more food from industrial monocultures."
    Activist: "But local beef uses too much land."
    Farmer: "That land won't grow anything else."
    Activist: "Then leave it wild."
    Farmer: "It was grazed by wild ruminants for millennia."
    Activist: "Cattle aren't wild."
    Farmer: "Cattle are doing what wild aurochs did."
    Activist: "The methane though."
    Farmer: "Has been part of the ecosystem forever."
    Activist: "We need to reduce animal agriculture."
    Farmer: "And grow what on this rocky hillside?"
    Activist: "Something sustainable."
    Farmer: "Grass is sustainable. That's why it's growing here."
    This made me laugh. Idiot activists….. Activist: "Going vegan will save the planet." Farmer: "Going vegan means importing more food from industrial monocultures." Activist: "But local beef uses too much land." Farmer: "That land won't grow anything else." Activist: "Then leave it wild." Farmer: "It was grazed by wild ruminants for millennia." Activist: "Cattle aren't wild." Farmer: "Cattle are doing what wild aurochs did." Activist: "The methane though." Farmer: "Has been part of the ecosystem forever." Activist: "We need to reduce animal agriculture." Farmer: "And grow what on this rocky hillside?" Activist: "Something sustainable." Farmer: "Grass is sustainable. That's why it's growing here."
    Rotten Laughs
    1
    0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 632 Ansichten
  • Trump is trying to get together a Peace Board as an alternative to the UN. 1 billion dollars will get a country a permanent seat. Why ask for a billion when he could get...millions?!

    Trump is trying to get together a Peace Board as an alternative to the UN. 1 billion dollars will get a country a permanent seat. Why ask for a billion when he could get...millions?!
    Goth Vibes
    1
    0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 419 Ansichten
  • If woman get paid less why are we not hiring more woman? I love cheap labour.
    If woman get paid less why are we not hiring more woman? I love cheap labour.
    1 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 354 Ansichten
  • There was a guy at uni who claimed he let his turtle lick milk off his balls. I asked him why the fuck did you do that? He said because his cat was lactose intolerant.
    There was a guy at uni who claimed he let his turtle lick milk off his balls. I asked him why the fuck did you do that? He said because his cat was lactose intolerant.
    Goth Vibes
    Rotten Laughs
    2
    0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 427 Ansichten
  • Thats why i love Lilith she represents Ressurection & Justice
    Thats why i love Lilith she represents Ressurection & Justice
    0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 235 Ansichten
  • "Looks like Venezuela is getting a big old dose of freedom!"

    "Ever wonder why Venezuela, rich in oil reserves, has an entire population living in poverty?"

    "Socialism."

    "Their lifestyle is about to change."

    Meanwhile, New York City just swore in Mamdani.
    "Looks like Venezuela is getting a big old dose of freedom!" "Ever wonder why Venezuela, rich in oil reserves, has an entire population living in poverty?" "Socialism." "Their lifestyle is about to change." Meanwhile, New York City just swore in Mamdani.
    0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 914 Ansichten
  • IT will not WHY?

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kivfEM8etMs
    IT will not WHY? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kivfEM8etMs
    0 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 511 Ansichten
  • It's still the 'Kennedy Center' for me

    No way am I calling it 'The Trump and Kennedy Center'!

    God bless President John F. Kennedy!!

    It's actually pretty mind boggling why Trump would disrespect President Kennedy like that despite Kennedy basically having an 'America First' Policy and battled the same Deep State that Trump is currently facing.

    Unless, it's simply because he was a 'Democrat'? .-.
    It's still the 'Kennedy Center' for me🍷🌹 No way am I calling it 'The Trump and Kennedy Center'! God bless President John F. Kennedy!! 🌹 It's actually pretty mind boggling why Trump would disrespect President Kennedy like that despite Kennedy basically having an 'America First' Policy and battled the same Deep State that Trump is currently facing. Unless, it's simply because he was a 'Democrat'? .-.
    On Fire
    2
    2 Kommentare 0 Geteilt 1KB Ansichten
Weitere Ergebnisse
Gesponsert
Gesponsert
HeyFreaks.com https://heyfreaks.com