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  • Now you know why your Microsoft never came with virus protection.
    Now you know why your Microsoft never came with virus protection. ๐Ÿคจ
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  • I'm sorry I have been slacking in my duties; learning Japanese is hard which explains why they are always uptight!

    Anyway: ใŠๅ…ƒๆฐ—ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸ
    I'm sorry I have been slacking in my duties; learning Japanese is hard which explains why they are always uptight! Anyway: ใŠๅ…ƒๆฐ—ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸ
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  • If you wanna feel really ugly, try taking some pictures for your CV. Nothing is more humbling. It really remindes me how ugly I am without my signature makeup.
    And there is all the deatils and imperfections that I noticed. like why is my right eyelid more hooded and hanging than my left?? If i look right in the camera I look like I had a stroke!!!
    Would you hire me like that?

    But taking CV pics is also somehow funny: The reality of that person smilig at you professionaly from that picture, was to be kneeling on the floor in front of some white curtains, wearing a neat button down shit and dirty sweatpants with a care bear print.
    If you wanna feel really ugly, try taking some pictures for your CV. Nothing is more humbling. It really remindes me how ugly I am without my signature makeup. And there is all the deatils and imperfections that I noticed. like why is my right eyelid more hooded and hanging than my left?? If i look right in the camera I look like I had a stroke!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ Would you hire me like that? But taking CV pics is also somehow funny: The reality of that person smilig at you professionaly from that picture, was to be kneeling on the floor in front of some white curtains, wearing a neat button down shit and dirty sweatpants with a care bear print. ๐Ÿคฃ
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  • Why is it so hard to find zipped pants? My phone shouldn't be dangling in my pockets ready to fall out or get stolen by any thief!!
    Why is it so hard to find zipped pants? My phone shouldn't be dangling in my pockets ready to fall out or get stolen by any thief!!
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  • This made me laugh. Idiot activists…..
    Activist: "Going vegan will save the planet."
    Farmer: "Going vegan means importing more food from industrial monocultures."
    Activist: "But local beef uses too much land."
    Farmer: "That land won't grow anything else."
    Activist: "Then leave it wild."
    Farmer: "It was grazed by wild ruminants for millennia."
    Activist: "Cattle aren't wild."
    Farmer: "Cattle are doing what wild aurochs did."
    Activist: "The methane though."
    Farmer: "Has been part of the ecosystem forever."
    Activist: "We need to reduce animal agriculture."
    Farmer: "And grow what on this rocky hillside?"
    Activist: "Something sustainable."
    Farmer: "Grass is sustainable. That's why it's growing here."
    This made me laugh. Idiot activists….. Activist: "Going vegan will save the planet." Farmer: "Going vegan means importing more food from industrial monocultures." Activist: "But local beef uses too much land." Farmer: "That land won't grow anything else." Activist: "Then leave it wild." Farmer: "It was grazed by wild ruminants for millennia." Activist: "Cattle aren't wild." Farmer: "Cattle are doing what wild aurochs did." Activist: "The methane though." Farmer: "Has been part of the ecosystem forever." Activist: "We need to reduce animal agriculture." Farmer: "And grow what on this rocky hillside?" Activist: "Something sustainable." Farmer: "Grass is sustainable. That's why it's growing here."
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  • Trump is trying to get together a Peace Board as an alternative to the UN. 1 billion dollars will get a country a permanent seat. Why ask for a billion when he could get...millions?!

    Trump is trying to get together a Peace Board as an alternative to the UN. 1 billion dollars will get a country a permanent seat. Why ask for a billion when he could get...millions?!
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  • If woman get paid less why are we not hiring more woman? I love cheap labour.
    If woman get paid less why are we not hiring more woman? I love cheap labour.
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  • There was a guy at uni who claimed he let his turtle lick milk off his balls. I asked him why the fuck did you do that? He said because his cat was lactose intolerant.
    There was a guy at uni who claimed he let his turtle lick milk off his balls. I asked him why the fuck did you do that? He said because his cat was lactose intolerant.
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  • Thats why i love Lilith she represents Ressurection & Justice
    Thats why i love Lilith she represents Ressurection & Justice
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  • "Looks like Venezuela is getting a big old dose of freedom!"

    "Ever wonder why Venezuela, rich in oil reserves, has an entire population living in poverty?"

    "Socialism."

    "Their lifestyle is about to change."

    Meanwhile, New York City just swore in Mamdani.
    "Looks like Venezuela is getting a big old dose of freedom!" "Ever wonder why Venezuela, rich in oil reserves, has an entire population living in poverty?" "Socialism." "Their lifestyle is about to change." Meanwhile, New York City just swore in Mamdani.
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