this one time by buddy keith got suspended from school because he flushed the class hamster down the toilet

Seen online….. So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it. 😂

I have no toiletpaper & i cannot fukkin afford a haircutt No food

Idk what emo ass angel up in the sky keeps missing the toilet but stop it u suicyde sqad fuck its messing witn our heads down here

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We Gen X kids were raised Tonka tough! If not, you'd better get use to many locker imprisonments and toilet swirlies.

You think you've got it rough...try using a bare cob of corn as toilet paper!

Yes, coffee filters can be used as toilet paper, but it *will* change the taste of the coffee.

Fukk all the streaming & mp3 s mp4 s . im goin back to CD s. no fukking compression artefacts ill eat my own toiletpaper, which i cannot afford anyhows.

The new chicken cantina burrito will have you duck and cover on the nearest toilet!