MY Parents aaaaaalways NAGGED " You have to get your DriversLicence, YOU Little WORM. ALWAYS ALWAYS For fukkin WHAT when you CANT FUKKING Afford a Vehicle WHO IS THE IDIOT UDIOT IDIOT Stupidity in _SPADES

Pizza delivery drivers and gynecologists are the only trades I know that can scrape cheese off the sides for that quick snack.

Blonde walking by a river spots another blonde on the other bank and yells, 'How do I get to the other side of the river?" the other blonde yells back "You're already on the other side of the river!".

I'm against tipping culture, I don't tip uber drivers or amazon delivery drivers. They work hard but so do I; its call a job for a reason.

RIP Nick Rivers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P22gPwGuLa0

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I've never been simped or catfished, but I'm familiar with the river bottom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbP4qf8PjfI

Wind breaking trees, tennis ball sized hail and rain turning many streets into rivers. Beautiful Wednesday in the city.

I've never really been a fan of the Christmas season. People preach goodness and mercy but the towns are more like a miserable masquerade party... Between the beautifully decorated stalls, the crowds jostle and mob each other. accompanied by the booming horns of drivers in the background arguing about the overcrowded parking lots. I'm actually more of an extrovert, but this overcrowding makes me feel unspeakably uncomfortable, which pushes me back into my empty apartment.

#winter Winter river...