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  • #cityscape #cyberpunk #lady #legs
    #cityscape #cyberpunk #lady #legs
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  • #japan #lady #beauty #samurai
    #japan #lady #beauty #samurai
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  • #japan #lady #pixelart
    #japan #lady #pixelart
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  • https://youtu.be/G7KNmW9a75Y?si=0V1b5JXKgjzE4ljb

    She needs to come see me before you claim you can love yourself better my lady.
    https://youtu.be/G7KNmW9a75Y?si=0V1b5JXKgjzE4ljb She needs to come see me before you claim you can love yourself better my lady.
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  • I think im a little bored at work.
    Found good stuff to read tho .......

    A Tribute To a Major Appliance
    Sub-titled: What’s in YOUR Fridge?

    Please allow me to introduce myself:
    My name is Ms. Fridge A. Daire
    I stand tall among my lesser cohorts
    and MOST of them really look up to me

    However, I have two problems:
    First, I’m FED UP with my owner
    He's always opening my door
    reaching deep inside (Oooh yeah!)
    helping himself to my goodies
    without EVER cleaning me out
    or scrubbing me from top to bottom
    Doesn’t he know a woman has NEEDS?

    Then there’s that stupid stove next to me
    who’s constantly flirting and making passes
    Says he wants to ‘warm me up’ and ‘defrost’ me
    bragging that I’ve ‘got the hots’ for him
    which absolutely makes my Freon boil!
    Of course, I always give him the cold shoulder
    by freezing him with my famous icy stare
    and responding, “Simmer down Four-Eyes"
    or “I don’t date shorter appliances"
    But he’s always cooking up something else...

    So I asked my owner to move me to another spot
    He said he would if I wasn’t so heavy...HEAVY?
    What kind of thing is THAT to say to a lady?
    He also claims there’s no other place to plug me
    PLUG me? Who does he think I am anyhow?
    I found it quite crude and vulgar! ANYWAY...
    I suggested an extension cord and he blew a fuse!
    Geez, no wonder he’s still single...

    I think im a little bored at work. Found good stuff to read tho ....... A Tribute To a Major Appliance Sub-titled: What’s in YOUR Fridge? Please allow me to introduce myself: My name is Ms. Fridge A. Daire I stand tall among my lesser cohorts and MOST of them really look up to me However, I have two problems: First, I’m FED UP with my owner He's always opening my door reaching deep inside (Oooh yeah!) helping himself to my goodies without EVER cleaning me out or scrubbing me from top to bottom Doesn’t he know a woman has NEEDS? Then there’s that stupid stove next to me who’s constantly flirting and making passes Says he wants to ‘warm me up’ and ‘defrost’ me bragging that I’ve ‘got the hots’ for him which absolutely makes my Freon boil! Of course, I always give him the cold shoulder by freezing him with my famous icy stare and responding, “Simmer down Four-Eyes" or “I don’t date shorter appliances" But he’s always cooking up something else... So I asked my owner to move me to another spot He said he would if I wasn’t so heavy...HEAVY? What kind of thing is THAT to say to a lady? He also claims there’s no other place to plug me PLUG me? Who does he think I am anyhow? I found it quite crude and vulgar! ANYWAY... I suggested an extension cord and he blew a fuse! Geez, no wonder he’s still single...
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  • So apparentaly some 68 y/o lady with a weapon decided to f up the hospital around the corner and now there is a large scale police operation on my block...Blue party light been going on for hours. Never seen so many ambulances at one spot. I hope they only transport the patients to another Hospital... Hope there are no new injurys.

    Well there is only one thing left to do when society falls around you.
    Lock your self in your bubble like the true introvert you are...Time to bedazzle my cosplay I guess. Happy places and sparkles...
    So apparentaly some 68 y/o lady with a weapon decided to f up the hospital around the corner and now there is a large scale police operation on my block...Blue party light been going on for hours. Never seen so many ambulances at one spot. I hope they only transport the patients to another Hospital... Hope there are no new injurys. Well there is only one thing left to do when society falls around you. Lock your self in your bubble like the true introvert you are...Time to bedazzle my cosplay I guess. Happy places and sparkles...
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  • I think this ad on here is tryna show me educated cute older women in my area? Ive done seen a doctor chick named Karen and some Asian lady earlier
    I think this ad on here is tryna show me educated cute older women in my area? Ive done seen a doctor chick named Karen and some Asian lady earlier 😂😂😂
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  • #meme
    [LadyHorror]
    She knows all your secrets...
    #meme [LadyHorror] She knows all your secrets...
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  • How about a lady in blue?
    How about a lady in blue? 😊💙
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