If you wanna feel really ugly, try taking some pictures for your CV. Nothing is more humbling. It really remindes me how ugly I am without my signature makeup. And there is all the deatils and imperfections that I noticed. like why is my right eyelid more hooded and hanging than my left?? If i look right in the camera I look like I had a stroke!!! 😭 😭 😭 Would you hire me like that? But taking CV pics is also somehow funny: The reality of that person smilig at you professionaly from that picture, was to be kneeling on the floor in front of some white curtains, wearing a neat button down shit and dirty sweatpants with a care bear print. 🤣

i went on a spiritual trip only to cum back to a website that has 5 least funny people on it posting boring ass memes, lame politics and schizo ramblings do yuo have any shame for urselves

nothing better to receice a letter from the city council from a parkin ticket ( incorrect parking on the side walk ) from 20 August.. 2023... lovelly... funny thing is that i doubt i parked there since i had a previous ticket from the police on the 9th of august 2023.. and i was pissed ( because i wasnt obstruting the passage of ppl walking on the side walk ) and i doubt that i would park on the same place just 12 days later...

Last day of Chanukah. Time for one more funny Jew. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGvnHvba_b0

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because its funny

Were so fecked in the uk its not even funny anymore 🥲

So this is too funny...I wake up around 6 to work out,slept in today. I was listening to this album and the creepy awsome into started playing,a wolf howls in the distance and my neighbors dumb dog is all "W00f ! W00f ! W0000f!" It fears the darkness !!!! Guess I know what songs I'm adding to my playlist,here is the album for all you cool cats. Astarte-Doomed Dark Years (2017) Black Metal. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O1fNcFBrTO4&list=RDO1fNcFBrTO4&start_radio=1&t=2289s&pp=ygUHYXN0YXJ0ZaAHAQ%3D%3D

boob is too funny,,, titty too agressive breast is too formal

That's the funny thing about an authoritarian dictatorship...