A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. -Mitch Hedberg

the doctor sad i got microfiber in my bra8n he didnt know what it mean i tell him doctor bro i dont know and he asked me to leave intermittently i sigh n igo

So after blocking the closure of hotels in the UK to be used to house Illegal mirgrants, and the home office admitting it cares more for illegal mirgrants than the British people. Protests are turning from peaceful to aggressive, the police being hostle and are fanning the flames. In other news local coucils who try the same thing as Epping, will be sanctioned by West Minister Government leading to all out war with 'Little Britian' as Labour, Reform, and Conversative Coucils fight the burden of unwanted and unwelcome migrants being forced on them.

To commit a Felony actuallly means doin a good Deed

I wanna send a merit to [BR1AN_OM3N]. You have excelled at unmitigated mookery and luscious creamy thighs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziL2FyIg1_I

My man [necessaryevil] has decided to give up smoking. I congratulate him/her on his/her commitment, but this in no way means we'll be sharing an oxygen tank together in the near future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTV5FvNCbhk

A friends teen fam member tried to commit s*icide recently and the first thing said was she only cut her wr*sts thats not a real attempt. I had to think about the thoughtsin my head in that moment. When I was that friends teen fam members age I was a cutter, still got the scars and to hear it be simply dismissed as it was "just her wrists" baffled me. She's in hospital for the next while but.. I hope they take it seriously because to hurt that deep... if your hurting please dont let it swllow you whole.. reach out to someone and if you know someone hurting like that don't judge or dismiss. You never know whats going on in someones heart and soul and what pain they might be enduring.

jacking off and commiting fraud

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I decided to take a different approach to my face Swaps this year, and paste my face onto these photos as a big woman. Now I'll admit I'm not Megan Fox body sexy, but I'm not this big in some of these either. I'm chubby but hopefully not too offensive. But I am me. If you want to see the real photos of me, look at my profile pictures.