It's 2 in the morning and I'm seeing a giant dog playing the lottery, lol

Wtf, lol

I'm either extremely tired or stoned out of my mind, lol 😆

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So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.

I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service?

I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.

She said, what is a BLD?

I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.

She said Butt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it. 😂

Dogs love snow and ice. This is proof. lol
https://x.com/awkwardgoogle/status/2015561066760286711

Dominicane Look. I get your stance regarding Conservatism. But the GOP and Republican values are not mutually exclusive to Christianity. Especially the Far-right version of Jesus teachings. This country doesn't need some regressive puritanical dogma and government trying to legislate morality is nothing more than fascism masquerading as righteousness. You post Reagan but even he knew his party was being highjacked by extremists but tried to hold the middle ground. Keep the faith brother, but don't force that faith on others who may respectfully disagree.

Like slave Dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jHYON6RJCU

1/5 didnt feel like my real dog

So I got talked to at work again,today. Because I said some stuff about my neighbors dog as well as a black metal artist I enjoy listening to,so i guss I can't even have freedom of speech at my own job.....sad. Might be switching departments but that probably won't help....have to see what happens,the first time was even more dumb...it was over the fact I had a colonoscopy appointment and people are asking about it,I kept on saying surgery because I get confused and info mixed up sometimes. So when I mentioned the correct reason I was met with extreme immature reactions,we'll see how much longer I'm at the Front End before switching departments.

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So this is too funny...I wake up around 6 to work out,slept in today. I was listening to this album and the creepy awsome into started playing,a wolf howls in the distance and my neighbors dumb dog is all "W00f ! W00f ! W0000f!" It fears the darkness !!!! Guess I know what songs I'm adding to my playlist,here is the album for all you cool cats. Astarte-Doomed Dark Years (2017) Black Metal. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O1fNcFBrTO4&list=RDO1fNcFBrTO4&start_radio=1&t=2289s&pp=ygUHYXN0YXJ0ZaAHAQ%3D%3D