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KattLyse
2025-09-14 17:29:48 -

Aleister Crowley will twist himself in agony While me & her Dances on the Pyramids in Egyot

Aleister Crowley will twist himself in agony While me & her Dances on the Pyramids in Egyot

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Obsolescence
2025-09-14 15:03:08 -

Drink, but only to excess. Laugh, but only at your own jokes. And dance, like you have 2 left feet.

Drink, but only to excess. Laugh, but only at your own jokes. And dance, like you have 2 left feet.

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necessaryevil
2025-08-21 14:20:03 -

So HR has suggested I remove my Union Jack flag from my desk as it was offending our indian staff. So today I bought in a pakistani flag instead gotta show support for pakistani indpendance and fuffle some feathers at the same time.

So HR has suggested I remove my Union Jack flag from my desk as it was offending our indian staff. So today I bought in a pakistani flag instead gotta show support for pakistani indpendance and fuffle some feathers at the same time.

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necessaryevil
2025-08-04 12:58:56 -

I have just come out of a HR meeting I am now banned from calling breasts - floatation devices. So from now on and in accordance with HR I will now call breasts Air Bags instead!

I have just come out of a HR meeting I am now banned from calling breasts - floatation devices. So from now on and in accordance with HR I will now call breasts Air Bags instead!

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2025-08-03 20:50:40 -

I'm thinking about writing a screenplay with a Latina chick who works at McDonalds during the day and dances as a stripper at night to pay for her college tuition. I'm calling it the Spicy McMuffin...Trump on Patrol.

I'm thinking about writing a screenplay with a Latina chick who works at McDonalds during the day and dances as a stripper at night to pay for her college tuition. I'm calling it the Spicy McMuffin...Trump on Patrol.

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necessaryevil
2025-07-08 14:03:06 -

My crotch is itchy, ironic as I had a lap-dance from dancer called Ivy, should of been called Poison Ivy!

My crotch is itchy, ironic as I had a lap-dance from dancer called Ivy, should of been called Poison Ivy!

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Xzanthia
2025-03-21 13:35:39 -

SONGS:

1. Vail
2. Evil
3. Temper
4. Sheep
5. You can call me, daddy
6. Dragon Child
7. Harder
8. Rippen kitten
9. Dance monkey dance
10. Talk nerdy to me
11. Delete
12. Brother
13. Trauma
🫦Please check out more of my music & art @
XZanthia.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tikDnkIrric

SONGS: 1. Vail 2. Evil 3. Temper 4. Sheep 5. You can call me, daddy 6. Dragon Child 7. Harder 8. Rippen kitten 9. Dance monkey dance 10. Talk nerdy to me 11. Delete 12. Brother 13. Trauma 💀🫦🎶Please check out more of my music & art @ XZanthia.com 🐙 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tikDnkIrric

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CristallDarcy
2025-03-04 22:58:20 -

Idk why but all I wanna do rn is play dress up and dance alone in my room to de-stress. But I'm hosting a relative rn... it doesn't de-stress if I am not completely alone...

Idk why but all I wanna do rn is play dress up and dance alone in my room to de-stress. But I'm hosting a relative rn... it doesn't de-stress if I am not completely alone...

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CristallDarcy
2025-02-21 09:57:24 -

Another awesome Tiktok find: Dance the Ghost!!!
if the cure had made the music for Labyrinth, it would sound like this!

Another awesome Tiktok find: Dance the Ghost!!!🖤💜 if the cure had made the music for Labyrinth, it would sound like this!🥰🥰🥰🥰

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ConsumedByDarkness
2025-02-17 12:52:37 -

Safe to say, Finland is taking the 69th Eurovision contest very seriously by sending Erika. :D :D :D DANCE, EUROPE, DANCE! :D :D :D InfernalHate Affectmentis CristallDarcy

Safe to say, Finland is taking the 69th Eurovision contest very seriously by sending Erika. :D :D :D DANCE, EUROPE, DANCE! :D :D :D [InfernalHate] [Affectmentis] [CristallDarcy]

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