After 4 divorces and 6 engagements, Jennifer Lopez said she won’t be getting married again — she’s choosing herself from now on.

My thought- she is the problem, no man of sound mind wants this hot potato for a whole lot of reasons…..smh

If you wanna feel really ugly, try taking some pictures for your CV. Nothing is more humbling. It really remindes me how ugly I am without my signature makeup.
And there is all the deatils and imperfections that I noticed. like why is my right eyelid more hooded and hanging than my left?? If i look right in the camera I look like I had a stroke!!!
Would you hire me like that?

But taking CV pics is also somehow funny: The reality of that person smilig at you professionaly from that picture, was to be kneeling on the floor in front of some white curtains, wearing a neat button down shit and dirty sweatpants with a care bear print.

Imagine not understanding pants

Why is it so hard to find zipped pants? My phone shouldn't be dangling in my pockets ready to fall out or get stolen by any thief!!

Trump announces the USA won't use force to acquire Greenland, wants immediate negotiations. But admits, he still has some degree of difficulty locating Greenland on a map.

This made me laugh. Idiot activists…..
Activist: "Going vegan will save the planet."
Farmer: "Going vegan means importing more food from industrial monocultures."
Activist: "But local beef uses too much land."
Farmer: "That land won't grow anything else."
Activist: "Then leave it wild."
Farmer: "It was grazed by wild ruminants for millennia."
Activist: "Cattle aren't wild."
Farmer: "Cattle are doing what wild aurochs did."
Activist: "The methane though."
Farmer: "Has been part of the ecosystem forever."
Activist: "We need to reduce animal agriculture."
Farmer: "And grow what on this rocky hillside?"
Activist: "Something sustainable."
Farmer: "Grass is sustainable. That's why it's growing here."

BREAKING: Dictator Maduro’s capture is sending Venezuelan refugees back home.

Trump takes down a dictator — and migrants self-deport.

Two birds ONE STONE.

I know that many people wants to do away the 2nd amendment but I’m glad that it exists. I would want my wife and kids be trained in firearm safety and be prepared. This Twitter post is self explanatory……
https://x.com/Lousassole34/status/2000846736550752425

cardiologist keeps calling
i keep not answering
theres only 1 person my heart wants 2 talk to

if the world wants to keepme from the one person ...i need ... fuck me fuck em imdone