Boomer: You're really pretty. Me: Thank you! Boomer: That lipstick looks real good on you. Bet all sorts of men want to taste it. Me: I'm sure they do. 🙄 Boomer: I wouldn't be upset if a pretty girl like you gave me a kiss with lipstick like that. 👀 Me: 😐 Boomer: Wouldn't mind getting close enough to smell your perfume, too. 🤤 Me: Stop. Boomer: Hey, you started flirting with me, I'm just reciprocating. Me: I never flirted with you. Boomer: You said hello and smiled at me! Me: It's called customer service. You need to leave. Boomer: I bet you're a feminist. Feminism has ruined women! Back in my day women knew their place and took compliments with grace, LIKE REAL LADIES. YOU FUCKING WHORE. This is why I drink.