Boomer: You're really pretty.

Me: Thank you!

Boomer: That lipstick looks real good on you. Bet all sorts of men want to taste it.

Me: I'm sure they do. 🙄

Boomer: I wouldn't be upset if a pretty girl like you gave me a kiss with lipstick like that. 👀

Me: 😐

Boomer: Wouldn't mind getting close enough to smell your perfume, too. 🤤

Me: Stop.

Boomer: Hey, you started flirting with me, I'm just reciprocating.

Me: I never flirted with you.

Boomer: You said hello and smiled at me!

Me: It's called customer service. You need to leave.

Boomer: I bet you're a feminist. Feminism has ruined women! Back in my day women knew their place and took compliments with grace, LIKE REAL LADIES. YOU FUCKING WHORE.

This is why I drink.