No Wonder Millennials and Gen Zs are Mad!
https://www.vice.com/en/article/scientists-found-that-plastics-may-be-shrinking-your-babys-genitals/
Turns out that all the chemicals you guys have in your system from conception is making your penises and taints smaller!
No Brian, you can't just stretch it back to size...But you do you.
I'm going to wear a T-Shirt embroidered with the phrase:
Gen X = Big Taints
I'll probably be drowning...