My dumb ass agreed to host Thanksgiving. I was completely prepared to have a meltdown but plans have changed and now we're having at my in-laws' house. I'm still in charge of the cooking because I'm the only person in both families who knows how to season their food but I'll have a bigger kitchen to work in and I can get as drunk and high as I want! Hallelujah god is great or whatever the fuck my aunt says when she's happy.
My dumb ass agreed to host Thanksgiving. I was completely prepared to have a meltdown but plans have changed and now we're having at my in-laws' house. I'm still in charge of the cooking because I'm the only person in both families who knows how to season their food but I'll have a bigger kitchen to work in and I can get as drunk and high as I want! Hallelujah god is great or whatever the fuck my aunt says when she's happy.

