Stonefaced, locked in, masking productivity during the work day.

They think I'm doing more than my fair share, taking on extra responsibility, and going above and beyond (maybe I am, but I go above and beyond to try not to).

Little do they know, I'm lowballing mfs on FB Marketplace and Ebay during work hours (they know bc it's on my work compute, on their network, no VPN, not even incognito to hide Cache and Cookies - uncleared internet history, 10,000+ items).

I don't have recognition from my bosses (they pretend to love me), but damn it, I WILL feed my auction /bargain addiction during all hours of the day.

In other news I got this sick af pinky ring in the mail the other day.

Just in case you all wondering what a baby swordfish look like #fish

The new Merit system reminds me an awful lot of the communist social credit system...HF is slowly radicalizing...I might be pretty liberal in my views...but I ain't no commie (officially)

When is my execution date? I haven't contributed to the common wealth of HF lately - but now that my (our) semester is over I'm gonna shit post more frequently (I'm lying).

Thank you to everyone who's interacted with my (our) posts; you're keeping me out of prison re-education camps (I deserve to be there).

It was nice knowing you, comrades.

The new F4 movie was honestly, imo, decent and not a flaming pile of dog shit.

I had LOOOOOW hopes and 0 expectations for it and while I had my nitpicks I'd definitely watch it again. The casting wasn't as bad as I expected. Absolutely love the retro-future vibe.

They lowkey made G man a galactic level dummy but hey, fuck it, overall 7/10 movie.

1973

It was the only good album

R.I.P to the Prince of Darkness himself.

I'll always remember where I was when Ozzy left us.

1 minute into my 15 minute break at work at 1:58pm - 3rd instagram post from the top - the realtalking fish from SpongeBob broke the news to me.

You were born a man, became a prince, died a king, and you'll be remembered as a god

I know we're living in devil times because even RC Cola is like $9 now

I can't even enjoy a nice Spam masubi and the nector of every god ever fabricated without spending like $15.

It used to be the soda of the underdog - the struggling - the impoverished - the tasteless - the everyman.

Now it's just expensive piss.