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    So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

    The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

    With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.

    I told her it was my service dog.

    Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service?

    I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.

    She said, what is a BLD?

    I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.

    She said Butt Licking Dog?

    I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

    The cashier completely lost it.
    Seen online….. So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it. 😂
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  • Javier Milei: “When you tell a socialist the truth, they cry, claiming it’s hate speech. No, it’s not hate speech. It’s that you’re useless people who have ruined the planet.”
    Javier Milei: “When you tell a socialist the truth, they cry, claiming it’s hate speech. No, it’s not hate speech. It’s that you’re useless people who have ruined the planet.”
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  • Watching those protests in Minneapolis, I heard a terrifying statistic. Apparently, 75% of those protesters have been treated for a mental health issue. Isn't that terrifying? That means 25% are walking around untreated…
    Watching those protests in Minneapolis, I heard a terrifying statistic. Apparently, 75% of those protesters have been treated for a mental health issue. Isn't that terrifying? That means 25% are walking around untreated…
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    Are you really mad my name appeared on the flight logs or are you really mad that you weren't invited?
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  • I find it hilarious that someone on this site is asking for help to develop a new "goth" site when what they developed is needing access to someone's backend and likes their own post.

    Do not trust that individual.
    I find it hilarious that someone on this site is asking for help to develop a new "goth" site when what they developed is needing access to someone's backend and likes their own post. Do not trust that individual.
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  • Tim Burchett on Bad Bunny: I wouldn't know Bad Bunny if the he walked up to me and asked to borrow my cell phone… the only Bad Bunny I know is my pet rabbit, who had sex on Christmas morning in front of my nephew.
    Tim Burchett on Bad Bunny: I wouldn't know Bad Bunny if the he walked up to me and asked to borrow my cell phone… the only Bad Bunny I know is my pet rabbit, who had sex on Christmas morning in front of my nephew. 🤣😂
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