So this week some jackass in a game lobby said my asian Girlfriend had a big dick, implying she was a shemale, my reply was, 'that's fair, but it big than yours at any rate!'

Last time I was here I did not open up on my intrests, personality, ect. What can I say I like Anime, Japan, Video games, Antiques, I fix old mechanical clocks. I'm a cynical bastard here to make you question live, love, and anarchy!

Dealing with new recuits in the office can be tiresome as a manager, every day I hear I have insomnia, my reponse, get to bed earlier, I have insomnia I still log in on time. Or the classic, my alarm clock did not go off. As a response to this, I spent 6 weeks restoring an old factory clock so it runs on time, imagine being on a teams call with with me, 5 mins after sign on time and you see this behemoth behind me! Your know you are gunna get a bolloxing!

Wow this feed is dead, I think its only Obsolescence and me keeping this place alive. I've seen more activity in a nursing home!

My dear you look so good
(Yay-yeah)
You're good enough to eat
(Hooo-ooh)
I'll never let you go
(Yay-yeah)
Once I have sunk my teeth into you

Little pig, little pig, won't you let me in?

https://youtu.be/Jp_XlC4K8ZM?si=d0dMlucXwm6eCdDA

PSA: Trolls & spam

Reading the room I get the feeling most people think this place is dead, I'll agree! I also see alot of whiners in feed talking about spam and trolls, pucker up buttercup!

There's nothing more fun than people with retarded takes, and a troll's reply, maybe if people were not so vapid, unorginal, and eager to turn every part of the internet into a fucking hugbox maybe you, and the places you go would be more fun.

Also what's with all this feelings matter bullshit; people say mean things, reply with banter, learn to take a fucking joke, or ingore people. If that's impossible for you, fuck off, I suggest a gag, blindfold, and isolation as the real world is the same. LEARN TO TAKE A FUCKING JOKE!

#music
https://youtu.be/5H4ekRWiW6U?list=RDEMOmF480O1Tf-8_-g7Vp3XDg

#music
https://youtu.be/mEf0xM0FIg0?list=RDEMOmF480O1Tf-8_-g7Vp3XDg