My 6 mo old's newest obsession: Star Trek. I'm so fucking proud.

Dental Problems: An American Tale

Me: I've got an absess in my jaw that won't really respond to antibiotics. I'm getting worried.

My dad: Just do what I do. Take a few shots of whiskey and then punch yourself until it pops. It's going to hurt and taste like shit but it does the job.

Me: The tooth that's causing the issue is loose. I'll probably just take pliers and yank it out in about a week.

My dad: DON'T DO THAT! You're going to give yourself an infection!

Me: I... I already have an infection. I think the only way I can make it worse is if I punch myself in the jaw...

I found Bigfoot at a gas station last night. For $4.99, he now lives with me.

In the words of the poet andre 3000 "now come in ladies, gimme some sugar, I am your neighbor....come on shake it, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture"

Looking forward to another concert soon. Friend of mines band GhostBath are touring with Uada and Cloak. should be a hell of a show !