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Gen X

Just saw a coin for sale that has a Gen X symbol with the creedo of: Raised on water hoses and neglect I honestly can't deny it...That "Stranger Things" show was pretty much true. Except for the part of someone coming out as gay... Whoever put that in the show is a moron, being gay was associated with AIDS back then and out of 750 kids in my class, none ever came out. None. We knew, but nothing...

2026-01-02 14:09:07

What Noodles Says

To people wanting to deport Somalians or other refugees. . . . . . . Just kidding! It's usually something about lynching. But I say it with respect to their religion and race. Cus I'm classy A. F. Did you know Minnesota changed their flag so it would have the Somalian Star and colors? Isn't that nice? I bet those Sub Saharan are very grateful to Whites in Minnesota. How much White Guilt do...

2025-12-30 21:33:26

🖤 HeyFreaks Community Picks: 20 Songs That Define Our Dark Side

Music has always been the lifeblood of the goth community. It’s how we find each other, survive our darkest nights, and express emotions words can’t hold. This list isn’t about charts or popularity — it’s about songs that feel like home. Curated from the tastes, discussions, and obsessions of the HeyFreaks community, these tracks define our dark side. 🎧 20...

BeautifulMonster

2025-12-30 10:40:40

Man Stuff

No, not my Street Name, everyone knows it's Jerry Thickums. No, talking about the lengths men will go to not have to clean the bathroom that often. Since my girl is coming I went in and repainted, put a clear on the glass, swept, scrubbed and mopped. Here's what I would look like if I was a petite Japanese woman scrubbing my toilet. Enjoy. But it looks so good I don't want to use it again as...

2025-12-29 16:10:53

Martha "Noodles" Stewart

My girlie is coming this week and I noticed I needed to really clean my kitchen, restack, sweep, mop yadda yadda yadda. Got up at 7:00am...My worker got here to touch up paint and clean my metal doors with burnt oil. I figured 3 hours to get everything ship shape and even throw a few loads of laundry in the washing machine. EIGHT HOURS LATER. I'm done...My back hurts like Obsolence's Liver...

2025-12-28 21:04:16

The Most Useless Christmas Miracle

Woke up...Then soon as my chores were done...I sat my ass down and played a game of dominoes online while sipping my delicious coffee with rompope in it. Annnnnnnnnnnd I got my ass whupped! So I was feeling mad and a ting of sadness because I really am Semi-Pro Level in dominoes and it was insulting, worst part was he was so-so, but kept getting everything. So to get the taste out of my mouth...

2025-12-25 16:50:14

These Are Pretty Good...

So took (2) strong gummies to celebrate my Christian God's Pagan Holiday. Annnnnd I got the munchies and went to the fridge to grab the jam to make a PB&J. Soon as I opened the door, I 100% could not remember what I was supposed to grab. I was like Stan from "American Dad" when he got high. I thought to myself:

2025-12-25 04:06:57

Formula for Happiness

Stop caring about anything that's beyond your control, BECAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF ENERGY. Be Sociopathic. Only thing that matters is YOU. Be selfish with your efforts, time and patience. Quit apologizing for shit you didn't do. Quit trying to impress anyone but yourself. Cut people off if they annoy you. Be blunt, why waste time? Everyone is fake, everyone is acting how they think they should...

2025-12-24 03:58:05

🕯️ The Evolution of Emo, Punk, and Goth Subcultures

Alternative subcultures don’t exist in isolation. Emo, punk, and goth grew from different roots, but they’ve always overlapped — influencing each other through music, fashion, and shared rejection of the mainstream. Understanding where they came from helps explain why these scenes continue to thrive today. ⚡ Punk: The Original Rebellion Punk emerged in the mid-1970s as a raw...

BeautifulMonster

2025-12-22 20:27:53

Literally Me Last Night

Don't judge me...I'm sensitive.

2025-12-21 21:08:25

Just Please

Sick at home with a cold. I could have gone to work and braved it out, but work has recently become intolerable and the prospect of dealing with the things that get on my nerves while being sick was not something I could see myself gritting my teeth through. This is day three of calling out sick and I dread going back... Management placed a new employee in my office who is unfortunately plagued...

2025-12-20 01:14:12

What I Tell People...

Who don't like Chihuahuas.

2025-12-19 15:04:36

How I Would Practice

Kissing a girl using just a wall. Just wait till I show that wall what 3rd Base is!

2025-12-18 18:07:57

My Deepest Shame

No...Not that thing with the Dwarves...Don't judge me! Years ago, my Girlie bought me some cool ass handmade kitchen knives for when I wanted to act all fancy while I cooked and call myself "Chef Noodles." But recently...(Looks around suspiciously)...I've started (Starts whispering) I've been using Kitchen Sissors. Oh the shame! But they cut meat so fucking well without the mess! ...

2025-12-18 18:06:09

🖤 Top Gothic Clothing Brands & Indie Designers to Support

Goth fashion has never been about fast trends — it’s about craftsmanship, identity, and rebellion stitched into fabric. While mainstream retailers borrow gothic aesthetics seasonally, the heart of the scene lives with independent designers and dedicated alternative brands. These are the creators keeping gothic fashion authentic, expressive, and alive. 🕯️ Killstar One of the...

BeautifulMonster

2025-12-17 08:25:53

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