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Penelope

So recently had to catch a field mouse that got in with traps and I said "Fuck all dat! I'm going to get me a true Domesticated Psychopath!" No not Elliot Page... I'm talking about cats! Although having "Elliot" here screaming between tears how much happier she is as a male is pretty dope as the kids say. Totally looks well adjusted and happy amirite? That dude is going places! The kind...

2026-03-26 20:27:17

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

Am I the Wakanda Black Panther of the Sudoko World? Some say. No you can't know their names! "I ain't here for snitching C.O.!" Anyways, I recently played 62 games of Sudoko and won 61...The one I lost was because I got a phone call and with sadness, melencholy and hate in my heart, I forfeited to take the call...From your Mom. No, it was actually my worker...Anyways. I was ranked in the Top...

2026-03-25 20:11:12

🖤 What Being Goth Really Means (Beyond the Stereotypes)

To outsiders, “goth” is often reduced to black clothing, dark makeup, and a fascination with the macabre. It’s treated like a costume, a phase, or something purely visual. But those inside the culture understand something different: goth is not defined by appearance alone — it’s shaped by music, emotion, perspective, and a deep sense of identity. If you strip away...

BeautifulMonster

2026-03-23 13:50:47

Bob???

Anyone remember when you couldn't turn on a TV in the early 2000's without this guy popping out with a commercial for "boners?" Somewhere in the world a "Bob" commercial was playing. Then BAM! He disappeared and I never heard anything or even remembered the commercials. Turns out it was all a credit card scam and the owner caught like 20 years with the Feds! WTF? I tend to read all news and am...

2026-03-22 00:32:43

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Every now and then I get the urge to do a DNA test, just to really know my full ethnicity besides Mexican. Am I part Dutch? French? Or just Plain Dry Toast Spanish? But I never trusted the DNA companies ESPECIALLY: I know their CEO, Anne Wojcicki swore that any and all Gene Data would NEVER be sold. Buuuuuuuuut:...

2026-03-20 01:11:41

🖤 Why Goths Wear Black: The Meaning Behind the Aesthetic

Ask someone outside the scene why goths wear black and the answer is usually simple: “Because it looks dark.” But the truth runs deeper than fashion. In goth culture, black isn't just clothing — it’s atmosphere, symbolism, and a quiet form of expression. 🕯️ Aesthetic Origins The black-heavy style traces back to early gothic rock bands in the late 1970s and early 80s....

BeautifulMonster

2026-03-15 21:15:51

True 🤔

Woke up, walked my dogs, sat down to read and came up on this fact about Machiavelli. He believed we're all bad pretending to be good for appearance's sake. Thought about it and true I know some good, sweet people, but EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING BAD HIDDEN AWAY. We just usually don't show it in society BECAUSE we want something. Minute people get what they need or want, those same people will...

2026-03-12 14:28:48

Fitness IS My Passion

The date was Tuesday March 10th in the year of our Lord 2026. It was 7pm and I was hungry! Sure it could have been munchies from the THC gummies I took religiously at 4:20 pm, but I'm going to pretend otherwise and blame it on my 22 hour fast because it sounds more manly. "AND SEXY!"-Yelled Brian Omen from behind the non-existant crowd. That too. Anyhoo, I made 4 fat ass seasoned chicken...

2026-03-11 19:27:56

🖤 10 Signs You’re Becoming Goth (Without Even Realizing It)

Sometimes the darkness finds you before you find the label. Not everyone wakes up one day and decides to become goth. For many people, it happens gradually — through music, mood, fashion, and a growing appreciation for depth and atmosphere. If some of these feel familiar, you might already be drifting toward the dark side. 🕯️ 1. Black Became Your Default Color It started as one shirt....

BeautifulMonster

2026-03-08 20:59:27

This

Just because something is fake doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Case in point, no one really cares that Iranians are free in the administration, they just cared we fucked up an enemy, took 20% of China's Petro and to take out 2 out of the top 7 BRIC Countries and the jews got what the wanted. All the flag waving, military clips, applause is fake, because the freedom of Iran wasn't important, but...

2026-03-05 20:33:59

What Would Happen?

If the US banned face filters on social media sites? https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3286075/row-over-china-officials-use-beauty-filters-reveals-online-curbs-bureaucrats How many women would be fucked? How many people would lose subscribers or followers once people found out it was all faked? "What about you Noodles? Aren't you lying about your looks???"-...

2026-03-02 14:38:17

As A Child...

We were allowed to suck copper pennies when we had finished our chores and homework...It was delightful." J. M.

2026-03-01 06:25:40

My Only Question Is...

...Who hasn't??? Amanda Seyfried wore a ‘prosthetic butthole’ for new movie ‘Testament of Ann Lee’ https://pagesix.com/2026/02/26/entertainment/amanda-seyfried-wore-a-prosthetic-butthole-for-new-movie-testament-of-ann-lee/?_gl=1*1qkmon3*_ga*MzUxNjA0OTk2LjE3NzIxMTI3MDQ.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3NzIxNDg4ODQkbzQkZzEkdDE3NzIxNDkyNzIkajI0JGwwJGgw Call me when she does...

2026-02-26 23:55:07

🖤 Goth vs. Emo vs. Alternative: What’s the Difference?

If you’ve ever been called “emo” when you’re goth — or “goth” when you’re just alternative — you’re not alone. These labels overlap visually, but they come from different histories, sounds, and mindsets. 🕯️ Goth Goth emerged from post-punk in the late 1970s and early 80s. It centers around atmosphere, introspection, and dark...

BeautifulMonster

2026-02-25 13:57:58

I Always Forget I'm Not 21 Anymore

I was watching a video on how Ice Baths are good, so I decided to start with daily morning cold baths. After watching my testicles shrink while I screamed like a young Japanese School Girl, I decided I'm not as tough to cold water as I remembered. Then on the way to the store, I rode my electric bike and it felt so smoooooooooth: So I decided to take the power off and pedel back to get some...

2026-02-23 19:39:14

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