Just whisper to them its not gay if you didn't touch your penis before touching theirs

- user makes a post along the lines lack of interaction - post comment to break the ice based on post - OP blocks me Aight. Makes sense I suppose. At least 47phoenix is still cool

In other news - dogs shouldn't be allowed on game shows. Dirty minded buggers...

Find it a bit odd that an ex-VF user on here who was known to slide in women's DMs in order to push their weird rape fetish on them, only to then cry and get angry when said women wouldn't play along with it is trying to act like a leading voice in this whole Roe vs Wade debacle Then again, said user was also known to not have a single original thought of their own, and would only spew a recycled version of what everyone else was saying...

- Insert joke about the frog saying 'aight, open up this pit. I wanna see someone croak tonight - That's about the range of my so called comedy. Enjoy it. Or don't. I'll just silently judge you

As refreshing as it is to have some posts that aren't from Miss 'I'll bring up fake drama about my nudes' or that closeted Trump lover, do we really need posts in Russian about vitamins and varicose vein treatments? SURVERY SAYS!....that apparently we do...

Tech boys, tech boys Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Elon comes for you?

Remember people, if you lose your keys and have looked everywhere you can think of, just hum 'H. Y. C. Y. BH?' to yourself and you'll remember one last place to check! https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q

Don't you hate it when you're all cozy in bed, enjoying some time off...then some bugger hammers at your door to let you know they've delivered your amazon delivery...had to put pants on and everything...

Dearest [laurababy134] It is with great despair that I write this publicly, but I feel instantly betrayed by your actions My heart leapt for joy when you choose me out of the many users to message and ask to discuss a matter in private. I had the perfect scenario laid out. Barry White playing in the background, the half drunk bottle of champagne sat in the lukewarm air and the cheap haribo replica looking wedding ring hidden among a half eaten punnet of strawberries However, my heart was broken when I saw you were posting the same copy and paste message to everyone else here Therefore, we have nothing to discuss except how you have broken my heart and how I now have to tell my eccentric great aunt Mildred that I have not found a worthy wife in order to inherit her vast fortune when she passes away from years of smoking Yours sincerely Chunk P. S. It wasn't a replicated ring, I just painted a standard haribo ring gold and sprayed it with glitter