the next ime someone asks you if you want to be famous right before they quickly accuse you of wanting to be famous grab that moment and rush in with

i dont need to be famous i have people for that. smooth bru

protips

I've been really enjoying watching videos of people fucking with scammers. Comedy gold.

people have asked me ya know
what will you do when ur the last man on earth

and i always tell them ya know
how sad ill be and lonely

and this answer always appeases their curiosity

People were going crazy, emptying shelves at every store, and turns out, here in our part of Texas, it was just another regular freeze

As always, glad everything turned out well for us

Most people say Noodles123 is a big dumb spic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5baoW4lshUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_h0aBEK1w8

"Dr Kelso makes an entrance and beats people up - best scene Scrubs season 2"

Now im gonna buy Fukkin HEINZ KETCHUP & people can say whatever they Wanty HAHAHAHAHAH

Snot is spewing . ITs gonna be a snot Show people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOjdpiOLwA&list=RDbyOjdpiOLwA&start_radio=1

Hmm either the company I work for has just given me some incredible leverage to practially demand a raise or the whole thing has a big catch and they hope that I am to gullible to see it.

They recently laid off 20 % of the employees becasue of funding problems. Unfortunateley they also fired the person who was appointed officer for biological safetey... Now they desperateley need another employee to become that. But there is only a handfull of people who can thake the position as it has special requirements. Most suitable people don't want it because it is a hassle. I am amongst those few suited ones and they just asked me yesterday if I were interested in getting that extra qualification.
TBH I don't really want the hassle that comes with it and I am planning to leave the company as soon as I find a better job anyway. But the qualification will look very hot on my resume...
I have been fighting for a wage increase. Since I know they are desparate, I could practically bribe them into giving me a BIG fat raise or I will just not do it.
What do I have to loose? They can only say no then I'll also say no too. So what? It is a voluntary extra position, they cannot fire me for declining the responsibility. For me, things will stay same and they'll still have no one to be Biological safetey officer. Their probelm.

But I am not trusting them anymore so I kinda smell a rat (not the cute cuddly kind that smells like love and popcorn)...what could it be???
Will I have to give up my project lead position? Is it a degradation in disguise? WHAt could be the catch???
Time to do some research....

i went on a spiritual trip only to cum back to a website that has 5 least funny people on it posting boring ass memes, lame politics and schizo ramblings

do yuo have any shame for urselves